Justice League Action "Forget Me Not"

learned:

* the best flower

* this episode was pure fluff, having no bearing on the main storyline, but it was also the most purely entertaining episode of the series thus far.

* wait, i just realized, does this show even have an arc? it's a comedy!

* Firestorm: my excuse is i started a forest fire.
Professor: you're smoking again, Ronald?

* Firestorm: wow. this place is like Disneyland on a Wednesday.

* Prof: all their comm-links are offline.
Ronald: orgy?

* Firestorm: Clark Kent is Superman? maybe if he wore sunglasses i'd have noticed.

* Firestorm: you don't have to wash this window i phased into ever again. baseball and a tractor, what are you, simple?

* Professor: now i know something's wrong.
Firestorm: goofy mug.
Professor: mild-mannered people never announce that they're mild-mannered.
Firestorm: yep yep, only sociopaths do.

* cheapskates still can't afford a Lois voice. i wonder what Arleen Sorkin is doing right now.

* Firestorm: i got this Japanese idol at a con. in Kansas.

* Firestorm: i'm not gay but i need to look at your barrel chest.
Superman: i got a steel plate in there.
Firestorm: you sure do.
Superman: from my heart operation.

* OMG, it's true. revelation. revelation. all this time, all this time, the costumes of all your favorite superheroes were soaked...

* Superman: thanks for the mirror. i see now. i'm a vampire.

* Firestorm: Clark, i'm gonna drop you now. if you live, we're still on Cartoon Network. if you die, we move to HBO.

* Bruce Wayne: and you are?...
Wonder Woman: not interested.
Bruce Wayne: but i have money.
Wonder Woman: Superman's cuter.
Bruce Wayne: we look exactly the same!

* Superman: this is a phone? i can use this instead of a typewriter?

* Superman: i'll prove it to you. watch me Wile E. Coyote this water.

* Firestorm: hold on, let me blast you with my lasers.
Trinity: you're gonna kill us?
Superman: either my penis is small or i'm just big.
Wonder Woman: who designed my costume? a perv?
Batman: capes have always been hazards. if i trip i'm calling my lawyer.
Firestorm: who's your lawyer?
Batman: aren't i a lawyer?

* Batman: i am Batman.
Firestorm: rasp lower with your voice.
Batman: kid, i'm Kevin Fucking Conroy. you played a fat kid on Nickelodeon.

* reporter: he shoulda went to Jared.

* Felix Faust: how do i not fall off this scooter? its a good thing my muumuu doesn't have a cape.

* Felix Faust: tuna?
stone golem: marbled rye.
Felix: nice one.
stone golem: AND HIS NAME IS.................................STONE COLD.......
Felix: close enough.

* Felix: if anyone asks, i'm the Burger King. without sponsorship there's no hope for Season 2.
stone golem: stop spitting on me.

* Felix: the finest Tibetan robes in all the lettuce...

* Firestorm: are you thirsty? cos i got the punch! i got that from Nickelodeon.

* Batman: i don't actually do anything. yet i'm wildly popular. i'm Seinfeld.

* Batman: i've always wanted a boomerang. aw, it didn't come back.

* Felix: sandwiches are no laughing matter. millions starve to death. food is more valuable than gold. seriously.

* Firestorm: sands of Set?
Felix: i play a lot of video games.

* Felix: oh, i get it, you are of two minds.
Prof: one sane mind.
Ronald: yeah but you have no body. how are you able to talk with no heart blood?

* Wonder Woman: what's wrong, Batman?
Batman: looking for my keys.

* Wonder Woman: i can throw cars. but i'm keeping this Porsche.

* Professor: i'm a vampire?
Firestorm: we're all vampires in this cruel, dog-eat-dog world.