Justice League Action "Superman's Pal, Sid Sharp"

learned:

* i thought Sid Sharp was a legacy character, been around since the beginning...

* what came first, the voice or the character design?...

* cabbie: super-kerfuffle?
Sid: yeah the Super Bowl. i am Lovitz! and i'm loving me! since you're a cabbie i won't use the camel joke.
cabbie: can you believe i'm not Space Cabbie?

* cop: tape recorder?
Sid: i think this show's supposed to have a throwback feel. what's a mercantile bank?
cop: bank for midgets like you.
Sid: you know where the nearest donut shop is?
cop: racist.
Sid: no, for me, not you. the donuts are for me!

* Clark Kent: poaching? is that like milking? i was raised in a barn.
Sid: it came over the wire.
Clark: i don't watch porn.

* Sid: want a boot in your ass?
Clark: like i said, i don't watch porn.
Sid: check your hearing, pal.
Clark: you seem to be the one who can't hear.
Sid: check your eyesight, pal.
Clark: these glasses are useless you know. like eclipse glasses.

* Olsen: Superman and Clark are the same person so they're real good pals.
Sid: friendship is the only thing that matters in life, Olsen. i don't care what they say about you.
Olsen: ginger without a soul?
Sid: no, you broke Clark and Lois Lane up, that's why she's seen but not heard in this episode. really the exact opposite of her characterization. she can't bear to speak, still not over the pain. thanks, kid, Lois's snark sells the piece and you muted her.

* Perry White: great Caesar's ghost!
Sid: Julius?
Perry: no, you blockhead, Sid, Sid, it's named after you! why are you in your cosplay, Sharp? cosplay ruined the internet generation! now there is only the greatest generation, my generation, who fought real wars not video-game wars!
Sid: i am Super Scoop! why isn't it ridiculous when Superman wears this and it is when i wear it?
Perry: cos you ugly.

* Darkseid: robbing a bank, is that code for masturbation? i'm all-powerful and bored so that's all i do now.
Kalibak: you at least didn't do it that one time, right, Dad?

* Superman: are you gonna be long, Sid?
Sid: change takes time.

* parademon: honestly this isn't our fault. you gave us the description and it turns out the man didn't look like his profile. just like my last Grindr date.

* Granny Goodness: oatmeal...
Sid: how dare you!
Granny: no the oatmeal is for me, i'm old!
Darkseid: so Granny Goodness? is that an ironic name?
Granny: i was good until you ate my pie.
Darkseid: so, us, are we a thing?
Granny: you wish. i signed the divorce papers on our wedding night. i got complete custody of our boy.
Darkseid: thank you. that Kalibak is not right in the head.

* Sid: you got a little phlegm in your throat?
Darkseid: yes.
Sid: oh. now you're humouring me. get it? the humours? phlegmatic?
Darkseid: i keep it in cos it's a cool voice. without it i'd be a boring white guy. Darth Vader Syndrome.

* Batman: this Sid Sharp, friend of yours?
Superman: co-worker. no need to be jealous.

* Sid: Superman, you okay?
Superman: not really.
Sid: what do you need?
Superman: more time.
Sid: more slime coming up. i'll get you more slime.

* Sid: Hoody over here said this and that. never trust a coach with a hoodie, he dabbles in black magic and the dark arts.

* Darkseid: the last son of Krypton...............do you want to be my son?

* Sid: Man of Tomorrow? i need a man right now!

* Sid: man of steal. hey has Letterman unretired yet cos of Trump?, i'm available Monday.

* Kalibak: daddy hug?
Desaad: i'll hug Kalibak if you spare my life!
Granny: hey! keep our relationship on the down-low till i get the Maury money from Darkseid.

* Olsen: all the reporters at this desk are all the animators of this episode i'm sure.
Sid: Pulitzer!
Olsen: all i want is one of those Desk awards.

* Perry: Apokolips.
Clark: lips? that sounds pornish.
Sid: why can't you print my story?
Perry: this paper is owned by Trump.

* Clark and Sid: you like that spinning-newspaper effect, Jimmy?
Olsen: what's a newspaper?