Doctor Who "The Pyramid at the End of the World"

learned:

* now that's a title!

* Penny: so you're saying all the world is a hologram?
Bill: pretty much. do you believe me?
Penny: yes but only cos you're cute.

* Penny: the Pope? that's a laugh. maybe that was a subliminal thing going on. are you sure you're okay with being gay?
Bill: i think so. are you?
soldiers enter Bill's home.
Penny: i have to get out of here. i'm of ancient Egyptian heritage and i'm uncomfortable with how all of this is being portrayed on the telly.

* Erica: yes, i'm a little person. i wanted my character to also be in a wheelchair just to piss everyone off.

* Secretary-General: you might not understand me cos i'm not from around here. i have a bit of an accent.
Bill: i know exactly how you feel. nobody can understand me either and i am from around here. and i'm not racist.

* the Doctor: i'm President of the World.
Bill: Johnson/Hanks 2020

* Capaldi: Turmezistan?
Moffat: a couple more episodes to go. i don't want to lose my wealth on a last-minute sue.

* Nardole: don't worry, the UN is portrayed favorably here, not like on 24. we're British and European and global and enlightened.

* the Doctor: Doomsday Clock.
Monks: that's when the Pumpkins started to go downhill.

* the Doctor: if you do this, you don't know what the consequences will be. it's an all-or-nothing one-time deal.
Nardole: alright. just like the Scottish Independence Referendum. vote aye.

* Chinese army madam: i am a woman in charge of the Chinese army! i am the only woman in China!

* Bill: omg, did you see that? the devastation! Earth will be lifeless in a year.
the Doctor: it's like the whole Earth went to one big One Direction concert.

* Monks: you must give us your consent.
the Doctor: why?
Monks: we are lawyers trying to avoid liability.

* Monks: you must also love us.
the Doctor: why?
Monks: our role model is Jesus.
the Doctor: oh yeah, forgot you were monks.

* Secretary-General: do not weep for me. the UN is obsolete...

* Erica: before you melt like the Wizard of Oz witch, know that i had the biggest crush on you.
tired lab co-worker: quickly, mount me before i die...................are you?
Erica: yes, i'm a little person, you can't feel it.
tired lab co-worker: okay, thank you.

* the Doctor: it's not World War III, it's a pandemic. classic misdirection.
Nardole: i'm not sure we're allowed to talk about magic on a science show.

* the Doctor: in order to solve this we must spy on everyone till we spot the right lab.
Nardole: pervert.
the Doctor: i see you're wearing the Doctor's famous brown coat. if the cops come i'm pinning this on you.

* Bill: but why a pyramid?
the Doctor: it symbolizes a time when humans were without all this bloody technology we have now. when life was easy.

* the Doctor: what are all these strands?
Monks: your various futures.
the Doctor: thought it was spaghetti. was feeling peckish and was getting ready to tuck in.

* Nardole: don't worry, the super-bacterium didn't get me, i'm just resting. i need to sleep. i hate working on this wretched show. i hate my blasted co-workers. the cast and crew suck. everyone on this set disrespects me.

* the Doctor: you want to be the next Companion?
Erica: can i?
the Doctor: i have to ask that every time i work with someone new.

* Monks: this isn't consent, this is strategy.
military leaders: surrender is a strategy?

* the Doctor: i'm afraid this is the end. the bomb.
Erica: stink bomb?
the Doctor: what?
Erica: did you fart?

* Bill: okay Doctor, i consented out of love, thanks to me you have your eyesight back.
the Doctor: but i still can't see the numbers on the lock!
Bill: what, why?!
the Doctor: the numbers are tiny, i can't see without my reading glasses, i'm old.

* Eccleston: this came so close to being 28 Days Later again. British virus and everything. zombies in monk cowls. i was so ready to finally come back to this damn show.

Justice League Action "Freezer Burn"

learned:

* why is my mouse sticky?

* when you have a death cold with accompanying concussive sneezes but this is the best episode of the season

* i dunno, i'm always a sucker for a good teen romance.

* Firestorm: before we begin, can we make a pact?
Killer Frost: i'm evil, honey.
Firestorm: no, no ice or fire puns of any kind from now on.

* Killer Frost: nice trick, handsome, but i'm a girl, i like it straight vanilla, no sprinkles. and none of those disgusting saccharine sickly sweet sugar cones which start to melt and stick to your fingers.

* Firestorm: don't you think she's cute tho?
Professor: well yes but
Firestorm: ew

* drama bar

* Killer Frost: and now i will skate out of here cutely with my hands behind my back.
Firestorm: you do have a nice butt.

* Professor: next time, we call Batman.
Firestorm: care for a banana flambe?

* Mr. Freeze: i need an exterminator.
Batman: no luck, Freeze.
Mr. Freeze: no, i really need an exterminator. i have a bat problem here not related to you.

* Batman: you're in big trouble now, Freeze, i finally learned how to use the internet.

* Batman: oh god! this isn't your dirty toilet water is it Freeze?
Killer Frost: don't worry, girls don't poop.

* Professor: what are you daydreaming about, Ronald?
Firestorm: knitting.
Professor: not naked Killer Frost?
Firestorm: our kids are gonna play with R2-D2 and everything.

* Killer Storm: i'm hot for teacher.
Mr. Freeze: i would go for you, my tempting teaching assistant, but my heart is ice cold.

* Gotham resident: how dare you ruin my lunch! the hot dog is one thing but the Nuts 4 Nuts?!

* Mr. Freeze: *movie title said copyrighted by Disney*

* Mr. Freeze: serve something cold. like revenge with sprinkles in a candy cone.

* Killer Frost: never meet your idols.
Firestorm: i know, Batman sucks.

* Firestorm: thank you, copyrighted Disney Star Wars floaty metal ball robot destroyer laser thingies, you've given me the idea for our first date. bowling!
Killer Storm: i hate sports.
Firestorm: GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....................

* Killer Frost: will you unplug me already?
Firestorm unplugs a plug.
Killer Frost: no that's my vibrator.

* Firestorm: okay you do the slide, i'll do the catcher's mitt.
Killer Frost: i hate sports.

* Killer Frost: i learned something today.
Firestorm: you're gonna turn good?
Killer Frost: no, i'm done with older men.

* Batman: she's bad news, kid. she punched you.
Firestorm: is it weird i liked being punched?
Batman: every boy your age goes through a kink phase. but it never lasts. i had mine. one word: Catwoman. she used to punch me in the balls.
Firestorm: that old hag with the crazy hair and ten apartment cats and sagging boobs?
Batman: i finally got tired of my balls hurting and dumped her ass. learn from your elders.
Firestorm: we're gonna be different. we are young.
Professor: i'm ready for the devil's threesome whenever you are.

Doctor Who "Extremis"

learned:

* but who is the hologrammer?

* should it have been called "Veritas"? probably not.

* full disclosure before we begin, lapsed Catholic here, intrigued again after decades away thanks to Francis.

* okay, Show, you got me. i thought it was the Doctor gon be executed.

* Missy: just remember before i die, i was the more progressive one, Doctor. i became a woman before you. first!

* the Doctor: oh, i thought you were River. take that ridiculous monk hood off.
Nardole: i have permission to kick your arse.
the Doctor: from who?
Nardole: it's from whom.

* Bill: i can't believe i'm on a date with you.
date: is this cos i'm black?
Bill: no, cos you're hot.
the Pope enters and spews gibberish.
date: i gotta get out of here!
Bill: lapsed Catholic?
date: no, Italian major!

* the Doctor: so this is Oculus. why do i see Father John Misty fucking Taylor Swift?

* Nardole: the Pope requests an audience.
the Doctor: don't worry, Francis is a closet atheist, the Church is finally getting with the times.
Nardole: no, a Pope from the past.
the Doctor: ah, the Space Pope.

* Cardinal: do you want me to hear your confession?
Capaldi: i never wanted to play the Doctor. i only did this cos DuckTales fell through.

* Bill: why are the Harry Potter books in the forbidden section of the library?
the Doctor: those books are WAYYYYYYYYYY overrated.

* the Doctor: you Monks have bad skin because you never get out. there's more to life than the monastery. there's the hologram.

* official: do you have clearance to be in the Pentagon?
Bill: it's weird hearing a black woman speak with an American accent.

* Bill: what's this?
Nardole: it's a whole bunch of those black monoliths from 2001 painted white.

* Bill: why are we all saying the same numbers?
Nardole: cos the scientist is cute and we want to impress him.
Bill: speak for yourself. are those explosives?
Nardole: nah. who uses sticks of red dynamite anymore? what is this, a Wile E. Coyote cartoon?

* Nardole, crying: Bill! it turns out i've never been real!
Bill: y'know, mate, you've always had one of those faces. like how could someone actually have that face?

* Bill: the blood. the pills. is that who i think it is?
the Doctor: come on, this wishful-thinking frenzy can't last forever. he made a good Muslim speech today, give him a chance.

* the Doctor: what if i told you maths was a demon?
Bill: i'd believe that.

* the Doctor: pseudorandomness.
Bill: it's tough enough when life is random. you're saying it's fake and gay as well?

* the Doctor: it's like all of life is one big Super Mario game.
Bill: you've been shrooming again haven't you Doctor?
the Doctor: it's medicinal.

* the Doctor: you forgot one thing, foul alien, email!
alien: the joke's on you, it's Windows 1.0 email!
the Doctor: no! not that horrible modem sound! i've gone deaf as well!

* the Doctor H?

* the Doctor: set up a date with that girl.
Bill: the one who's out of my league?
the Doctor: she's not, she's gay.

* Gallifreyan: my Apple watch is on the fritz. it's going bonkers! is this cos i'm black?
the Doctor: uh, um, i don't think so?

* Missy: i am your friend. i want to live. i'll turn.
the Doctor: truth is found in the dark. without reward.
Missy: humor me with an ice cream.
the Doctor: i think you're confusing virtue with the Good Humor Man.

* "Extremis" vs. "Heaven Sent", taking all bets...

Justice League Action "Rage of the Red Lanterns"

learned:

* Cyborg: it's just weird when Teen Titans Go comes on after this.

* Batman: many people don't know this, but i don't care for all the fighting. i really just want to be a scientist.

* Diana: why is it changing course?
Superman: please, no more talk of curvature.

* Lobo: i'm smarter than i look. i'm exactly how i sound, i'm a smartass like Bender.

* Lobo: hi. paid you guys a visit cos i need band names...

* Lobo: this story is about stolen rings. why is this show on so early? it should be on daytime with the rest of the soaps.

* Atrocitus: i am Atrocitus. my name is an atrocity.

* Zilius Zox: i am Zilius Zox. i am the first character in DC history who is actually a rip-off of a Marvel character.
MODOK: thank you. that's the one thing i can be proud of in my life. the only thing. the only thing i hold onto.

* Diana: this presents a moral dilemma for us, gang. do we allow our enemy to be slaughtered or are we better than that?
Batman: Geneva Convention still holds even in comics.
Superman: can you believe that smarmy bastard Julian Assange got off?
Diana: oh he gets off. my sisters tell me horror stories.

* Bleez: please, no bleeding jokes. why do i always have to fight the woman?
Diana: cos it's sexier that way.
Bleez: comic-book geeks are women, too.
Diana: my sisters tell me horror stories.

* blue cat: i'm a blue cat. why must i also be a Red Lantern? seems like overkill, i'm already a blue cat.

* Diana: why are you taking the Spider Gauntlet?
Lobo: cos i've been underestimated my whole life.
Diana: joke's on you, unlike most women i'm not afraid of spiders.
Lobo: but do you like the arcade game Gauntlet?
Diana: yes, the Valkyrie was my first idol.

* Atrocitus: the enemy of my enemy is my friend. but Atrocitus has no friends!
Superman: Atrocitus, buddy, i..............sorry, i can't. Atrocitus, that name is just too ridiculous to continue the conversation.

* Skallox: why won't anyone be my friend? is it cos of the devil horns? i like heavy metal.
blue cat: no, it's cos you look like the Devil. you gotta be a cute animal like me.

* Batman: hey cat! do your thing.
Batman: good job, cat! for the record, i'm a dog person.
Dex-Starr: for the record i'm not an alien. just a cat who happens to be blue, like that human from last week's Doctor Who. i think i was named after the Death Star or something. now i will scratch your eyes out.
Batman: foiled, feline fiend! that is why i wear the mask, cat. not to protect my identity, for cat scratches. had a bad experience the first time i went up in a tree.

* Zilius Zox: Zilius Zox means "Throw Under the Bus" in Latin.

* Diana: we have a prison Lobo will never escape from. Alcatraz.
Batman: tourist trap now.
Diana: Guantanamo?
Superman: it's complicated.
Diana: the prison system is outdated anyway.

* Batman: this is why i prefer to work alone.
Diana: still sore over the dump?
Batman: why, Diana? the Wonder Woman/Superman thing is weird, the fans don't want it. we're more natural.
Diana: variety is the spice of life.
Batman: whatever. i've moved on, too. i fucked Bleez and now my dick is red.
Diana: say hi to Robin for me.

Doctor Who "Oxygen"

learned:

* when you know a second in that this is gonna be good

* yes, BBC America, Star Trek TNG is on your channel now, you have the rights we get it.

* woman: i want to have your baby.................oh my mic isn't working..........you actually have an excuse, you're not just being a typical man.

* man: i've had nightmares about my mother-in-law being a zombie in space...

* i take back everything i've ever said about Nardole. Matt Lucas is a genius.

* Professor Doctor: welcome to Introductory Death 101...

* the Doctor: where are my crisps?
Nardole: you don't fool me, you don't have to eat!
the Doctor: y'know those sunglasses i liked to wear last season? well i'm gonna really need them...

* the Doctor: this episode is sponsored by Alien: Covenant. this episode is better than Alien: Covenant.

* the Doctor: i'm not saying Communism is better, it's just that things are a bit trickier up here in space.

* Nardole: so those things are literally empty suits?
the Doctor: like the President.
Nardole: the current one or...?
the Doctor: all Presidents generally.

* the Doctor: my sonic screwdriver's broken.
Nardole: save it. you'll need a walking cane later...

* Nardole: i recognize that computer voice. i fucked her.
Bill: you fucked Velma from Scooby-Doo?
Nardole: that's what online dating is, right?

* the Doctor: o death, where is thy sting?
Bill: Shakespeare?
the Doctor: or the Bible, they're interchangeable at this point.

* Bill: i'm not racist, just nostalgic. you look like a Smurf.
blue man: i talk as plainly as i can to avoid standing out. hasn't worked.

* black woman: head black bitch in charge here! if you want the job done right ask a woman! who the hell are you?!
the Doctor: who you will regenerate from if Viola Davis is busy.

* Bill: i have to suffocate in the vacuum of space? i didn't sign up for this!
the Doctor: now you know how i feel.

* smartsuit: your organic components will be deactivated. your life is in our hands.
Bill: at least let me keep the afro.

* Bill: can you still answer questions?
the Doctor: i'm blind, not dumb.
Bill: what is beyond space? what is after the void?
the Doctor: me.
Bill: so you're God?
the Doctor: i'm God the way Uncle Grandpa is God.

* okay, story time. the exchange of the blindness being only "temporary" brings up my VERY FIRST experience looking at a Doctor Who thing. i remember that scene vividly, the Companion thinks she is blind after a mission and asks the Doctor to kill her per her home-planet tradition. the Doctor, Tom Baker i'm sure, gives a wry smile and says the blindness is only temporary. that was the start of it all for me, the subconscious link to present day.

* Bill: wait, you're leaving me to die? i didn't sign up for this!
the Doctor: you'll get double-pay for this episode, they have the money, i'm leaving soon.

* crew: but the first crewmate died, remember?!
the Doctor: that's not my fault, he should have known the horror-movie rules. never be the first one.

* man: thanks, love. well you know what they say, 'tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. Shakespeare. or something.
woman: *zombie gurgle*

* Nardole: look at me when i'm scolding you! look into my eyes! i am your mother!
the Doctor: i can't. like physically can't. *fist pump* i FINALLY have an excuse! this is why i'll have to regenerate! it's almost over, Matt!
Nardole: so who's the Thirteenth?
the Doctor: this year's Christmas special will be animated. like we go to an animated planet or something. at the end of the two hours, the camera will pan up to my old blind wrinkled face. and it will morph into.............Mr. Magoo!!!

Justice League Action "Field Trip"

learned:

* so i heard this was the only bad episode

* look, i don't want to harp on the whole global warming thing but when even the Fortress of Solitude is starting to melt...

* Firestorm: forget fire, my greatest accomplishment are these rad yellow pillows!

* Blue Beetle: i'm not with them. i'm young but i'm not with them.

* Faora: let's get this straight from jump, i didn't fuck that duck.
General Zod: i look like Christopher Reeve, the one and only true Superman.
Quex-Ul: i just found out quex is a Nazi thing...

* sidenote: looking up quex........there's a Quex Park? unfortunate name.....

* not as cool as Lost flashbacks

* Superman: it's like SeaWorld.............but no lines. just wear your wristbands.

* not an alien kitty, an enlightened kitty with a third eye

* Superman: the usual rules apply. first rule of Phantom Zone, we do not talk about Phantom Zone. second rule of Phantom Zone, we do not push the red button.

* Superman: ...third rule of Phantom Zone, no pets allowed!..................fourth rule of Phantom Zone, no Superman in Phantom Zone!!!!!!!!!.......................

* Firestorm: this is easy, it's just like using an X-ray machine. stop talking to me, old-man voice in my head.

* Blue Beetle: when in doubt, break stuff. i learned that on the streets.

* Blue Beetle: no lemon yellow sun, no power.
Firestorm closes his eyes, puts his hand to his ear, and belts out "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam.

* Firestorm: anyone know computers?
Stargirl: only for my con fetishes. i like to dress up as Stargirl.

* Stargirl: what exactly is your superpower?
Firestorm: being fawesome. fire awesome.

* Quex-Ul: uh, can someone help me with this large gun?.........

* Firestorm: get a big piece just in case.
Blue Beetle: all thanks to a little something...
Firestorm: ...should have been big something
Faora: size matters, son. it's better you hear that from a woman.

* Stargirl: this is all my kitty's fault.
Firestorm: not touching that one.
Stargirl: no, you never will.

* Firestorm: wait, so this is the molecular structure of pizza?! i just want to eat pizza! i'm not Stephen Hawking!

* Stargirl: before we start fighting i just want to say to General Zod, i think you're cute.

* General Zod: what's all this green goo?
Firestorm: it's toxic waste! we humans have trashed our planet for centuries!

* Firestorm: i really have to say the Spider-Man line? we're not getting renewed are we.

* Faora: before we leave i just want to put it out there that i'd like to keep the chains.

* Stargirl: anyone have a giant kitty-litter box?
Firestorm: my old-man voice goes on the public beach sand.

Doctor Who "Knock Knock"

learned:

* global warming or no global warming there should still be Frost Fairs.

* didn't do the "Who's there?" joke

* Bill: so it's ethnic Scooby Doo. but we still have a Shaggy.

* Bill: okay, dad, you can leave now. you're embarrassing me.
the Doctor: but this isn't your first day of college. you sell chips at the university. and i'm not your dad.
Bill: well this is true.

* Paul: i wish i could have gotten the Tower.
Bill: brooding moody loner artist?
Paul: no, i got a body up there.

* Bill: it's just the house settling.
Felicity: no, those sounds were my sex screams. i've already done the whole group except you.

* the Landlord: you children smell and touch so good. can i taste you?
Felicity: i'm into it. but i still don't do rats.
the Doctor: Chinese food? i've never had Chinese food. i was hungry right after i ate it.
Felicity: look i told you i was nervous with you.

* the Doctor: excuse me, sir, who's the Prime Minister?
the Landlord: Viva Le Pen!!!!!!!!!!.................oh shit, really?...

* the Landlord: you don't recognize me cos you've only heard me with a French accent.

* the Doctor: which is the stupider weapon we carry around with us, the screwdriver or the tuning fork?

* Paul: that was my hand dragging me away.
the Landlord: no it was my hand.
Paul: is that the same hand you fap with?
the Landlord: i've never left this house.

* Bill: i'm more into girls.
Paul: so you're saying there's a chance?
Bill: yes but you're not my type.

* Bill: you fancy Paul?
Shireen: i want to shag him, i don't fancy him.

* Scooby kids: why is the mansion being shuttered?
the Doctor: all castles get cold. relax it's just the SunSetter.
the Landlord: don't make me watch that commercial one more time! that's real horror!

* Felicity: i made it outside, Doctor, what now?
the Doctor: get the Chinese food and the Cidre. don't forget anyone. see? i'm cool.

* Shireen: where's Pavel?
Bill: i'm not bi. no threesome.
Shireen: i loved his love of classical music.
Bill: yeah Bieber's first album is the gold standard.
the Doctor: i get Pavel's mini-corns.

* Harry: i'm scared.
the Doctor: don't be useless. that wasn't a slur.
Harry: Doctor i found some old contracts and old pics.
the Doctor: ah the '70s. when i still had a social life. this show has sucked me dry. back then that was my nurse's job. you know why they named it shag carpeting?
Harry: Doctor i don't want to die.
the Doctor: you're just gonna get eaten by lice. and why are you suddenly my Companion?

* the Doctor: i'm gonna call them Dryads. i've done my research.
Harry: on wikipedia?
the Doctor: aren't you dead? you wanted to call them lice.
Harry: then you could have conquered them with special Doctor Shampoo. can i take a shower with you?
the Doctor: pardon?
Harry: no, i'm a superfan, i just want to see if you still have that tattoo.

* Bill: um, you have something in your teeth.
Eliza: am i still beautiful even though i am wood?
Bill: you are so beautiful. in the flashbacks.

* the Landlord: oh Eliza, i love you so.
the Doctor: ew.

* the Doctor: i, the Doctor, have solved the case! you are the son, not the father.
the Landlord: i, Hercule Poirot, have solved the case!............damn it! this sucks!

* the Landlord: but mother, i did this all for you.
Eliza: i never asked you to murder anyone! where did you get that bloodlust from?
the Landlord: my father?
Eliza: your father was ax-wielding Paul Bunyan. he left me for a blue ox who was reportedly quite the babe.

* Bill: i don't get it, like were the bugs covered in chocolate? why show her bugs?

* the Landlord: *crying* you would do the same.
the Doctor: i think my mom was Missy.

* Eliza: *tears staining the wood* my child, it is my time. but you must see the world. go outside. look out the window.
the Landlord: fireworks? no, no, Katy Perry is too much to bear. take me with you! lice me!

* the Doctor: what do you do in your spare time?
Nardole: male model.

* the Doctor: knock knock.
Vault: Who's there.
the Doctor: no we're not doing that. that's pretty piano music, what is it?
Vault: early Bieber.
the Doctor: what do you want to eat?
Vault: i only feed on Doctors.
the Doctor: if this is what it takes to get out of my contract...

Justice League Action "Plastic Man Saves the World"

learned:

* that voice is familiar

* Brainiac: i will place your city under glass.........saving it from global warming...

* Vixen: i better not just be here cos i'm hot.

* Cyborg: it's so hard doing this show. mood whiplash. i have to resist the urge to make a joke out of everything.

* Cyborg: squirtgun...

...sorry but this brings back a painful memory i had in school. i brought a squirtgun to school and got detention from kindly old Vice-Principal Mr. Flowers. Mr. Flowers took my shoulder and said this would land me in detention and he was on the verge of tears in his eyes when he handed down the sentence. i was the last person he thought he would need to scold. he was pained and i was ashamed. he believed in me but i thought it was cooler to be cool. i should have concentrated on school.

* Brainiac: success rate: 100%
Superman: you used ABCmouse.com?

* that voice is familiar.........is this CN's idea of bring back ATHF?

* Batman: you turned into a golfer, that's not serious.
Plastic Man: but it was Jordan Spieth, not Tiger Woods.

* Plastic Man: have your people call my people, we'll do lunch. i don't have any people..........i can't eat cos my stomach is rubber...

* Plastic Man: i just finished watching this weird-ass flick called How I Love the Bomb...

* Brainiac: i have Batman underwear on thank you very much.
Plastic Man: i wear women's underwear.
Brainiac: more egregious you wear your underwear over your clothes in public.

* Plastic Patrol, love it, limited series, let's go.

* just different enough to avoid a lawsuit from Star Wars. but not from Disney.

* don't underestimate ducks, they can take out a plane if you don't feed them their bread.

* Plastic Man: my aching back! wait, i forgot i was plastic. all better.

* Plastic Man: i am your god!
miniature cityfolk laugh.

* robot: threat level 4.6
Plastic Man: out of 5?
robot: yes. but it's an IGN score.

* Plastic Man vs. Howard the Duck...

* Disney: don't do the Han Solo "how are you?" thing, Plastic Man...

* Plastic Man: hey hey hey it's Fat.........nevermind.......Mr. Cosby, please read the DM i sent you...

* Plastic Man: i'm gonna have to balloon myself into the MCP!

* Plastic Man: Master Shake was never a hero.............oh wait he was, oh yeah, forgot that episode...

* Stan Lee gets in everything.

* Superman: sorry about that, Plas.
Plastic Man: didn't want to say anything before, but Plas? that's just weird.

* Plastic Man: 87! that's Brady's number, right?

* Plastic Man: let's get some food, equals! sushi donuts?
Batman: i want that new ribs burger from Carl's Jr.
Superman: i want mother's homemade cornmeal.
Plastic Man: i still don't really eat.