Justice League Action "Freezer Burn"

learned:

* why is my mouse sticky?

* when you have a death cold with accompanying concussive sneezes but this is the best episode of the season

* i dunno, i'm always a sucker for a good teen romance.

* Firestorm: before we begin, can we make a pact?
Killer Frost: i'm evil, honey.
Firestorm: no, no ice or fire puns of any kind from now on.

* Killer Frost: nice trick, handsome, but i'm a girl, i like it straight vanilla, no sprinkles. and none of those disgusting saccharine sickly sweet sugar cones which start to melt and stick to your fingers.

* Firestorm: don't you think she's cute tho?
Professor: well yes but
Firestorm: ew

* drama bar

* Killer Frost: and now i will skate out of here cutely with my hands behind my back.
Firestorm: you do have a nice butt.

* Professor: next time, we call Batman.
Firestorm: care for a banana flambe?

* Mr. Freeze: i need an exterminator.
Batman: no luck, Freeze.
Mr. Freeze: no, i really need an exterminator. i have a bat problem here not related to you.

* Batman: you're in big trouble now, Freeze, i finally learned how to use the internet.

* Batman: oh god! this isn't your dirty toilet water is it Freeze?
Killer Frost: don't worry, girls don't poop.

* Professor: what are you daydreaming about, Ronald?
Firestorm: knitting.
Professor: not naked Killer Frost?
Firestorm: our kids are gonna play with R2-D2 and everything.

* Killer Storm: i'm hot for teacher.
Mr. Freeze: i would go for you, my tempting teaching assistant, but my heart is ice cold.

* Gotham resident: how dare you ruin my lunch! the hot dog is one thing but the Nuts 4 Nuts?!

* Mr. Freeze: *movie title said copyrighted by Disney*

* Mr. Freeze: serve something cold. like revenge with sprinkles in a candy cone.

* Killer Frost: never meet your idols.
Firestorm: i know, Batman sucks.

* Firestorm: thank you, copyrighted Disney Star Wars floaty metal ball robot destroyer laser thingies, you've given me the idea for our first date. bowling!
Killer Storm: i hate sports.
Firestorm: GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....................

* Killer Frost: will you unplug me already?
Firestorm unplugs a plug.
Killer Frost: no that's my vibrator.

* Firestorm: okay you do the slide, i'll do the catcher's mitt.
Killer Frost: i hate sports.

* Killer Frost: i learned something today.
Firestorm: you're gonna turn good?
Killer Frost: no, i'm done with older men.

* Batman: she's bad news, kid. she punched you.
Firestorm: is it weird i liked being punched?
Batman: every boy your age goes through a kink phase. but it never lasts. i had mine. one word: Catwoman. she used to punch me in the balls.
Firestorm: that old hag with the crazy hair and ten apartment cats and sagging boobs?
Batman: i finally got tired of my balls hurting and dumped her ass. learn from your elders.
Firestorm: we're gonna be different. we are young.
Professor: i'm ready for the devil's threesome whenever you are.