Degrassi "My Hero" Episode Discussion

learned:

* great British sitcom.

* Becky: he's not a perv. I'm the perv.
Imogen: that's flippin' the script.
Becky: worse, though, all of this fighting dragons and trolls and wizards and sorcery goes against my religion.
the Niner: how could you do this to me? the whole point is that IRL sucks and all that matters is the fantasy.
Becky: kid, you saw my white panties and bra, now scram.

* Zig: I'm caramelizing the onions.
Maya: I'll caramelize your onions.
Zig: I'm now roasting the onions.
Maya: ooh baby I'll roast your onions.
Zig: sounds painful.

* Zig: and for the main course, we have spaghetti and a spicy meatball.
Mom: I forgive you, son, I don't care about this whole cooking charade you have going here.
Zig: no, it's real, I really enjoy being a chef.
Mom: yuck! fuck me, this tastes like a dog's dinner!

* Drew: I want your D.
Dallas: see what you did there?
Drew: yep, heard it the minute I said it. I should have been more specific. I want your donut.
Dallas: uh, sure, but, seriously?

* Becky: so I'm still part of the family?
Mom: of course you are, honey, you're my flesh and blood, I'd do anything for you, I'd die for you.
Becky: but I can't testify for my brother...
Mom: I don't love you anymore, you bitch, I never did, I wish I never had you! you're dead to me! Becky who? Becky who?!!!

Degrassi "How Bizarre" Episode Discussion

learned:

* that song was my first summer-song earworm that wouldn't stop playing on the radio. it bore a bleeding hole in my mind.

* Drew: Dallas, you're a tits expert, right?
Dallas: that's how I distracted myself after Cam.
Drew: whatcha reckon?
Dallas: definitely an older woman bosom.
Drew: how can you tell?
Dallas: they look just like my mom's.

* Becky: oh excellent knight, ravish me like they did in medieval times.
Knight: imma bout to go anal on your medieval ass!...y'know what, I can't...I just can't, Becky, this is Mr. Simpson, your principal...

* Becky: I've become a full-on basement-dwelling antisocial video-game dork to escape my problems.
Imogen: just be careful, that place is a haven for creeps.
Becky: like perverts?
Imogen: worse, bronies.

* Zig: I'm an ex-gangsta who only asks for a chance to prove myself.
chef: okay, dish bitch.
Zig: you callin' me a bitch?!
chef: why you crying, huh?! why you crying, dish bitch?!
Zig: I was just cutting onions the wrong way.

* Frankie: Drew, you're a motherfucker, you know that?!
Drew just casually breaks the fourth wall, nonchalantly looks directly into the camera, and with a glint in his eye, he smiles.

Degrassi "Enjoy the Silence" Episode Discussion

learned:

* greatest song of all time.

* Zig: great, Maya, just great, now all the moms out there know the red-lozenge trick!
Maya: our lives are on tv?
Zig: never mind, I forgive you, the cherry is damn good, I love licking all around it.

* Miles: who is it?! who is messing around with my sister?!
Chewy: um..............THAT guy.
Miles kills that guy.
Chewy: dude, what the fuck!!! it was really me...
Miles: oh Chewy, that's hilarious. Win Frank, that should be your couple name, like you've just won a couple of hot dogs at the state fair.
Chewy: you rich guys are lonely, bored, have too much time on your hands, and are just ragin', huh?

* Maya: what is this?
Lisbeth: it's my invention. I call it Music In the Clouds.
Maya: so that's what that whole "everything on the internet is written in permanent ink in the cloud" thing is.
Lisbeth: kinda. I saw your naked music video the other night while I was doing my homework.
Maya: that's still there? I thought I deleted that. cloud.

* Clare: what's your name?
Drew: Drew.
Clare: do you like my breasts?
Drew: that's a rhetorical question.
Clare: are you a lying sack of shit and the worst human being of all time?
Drew: that's a rhetorical question.
Clare: did you ever think when I was Darcy's little sister that I would end up hogging all the screentime and storylines?
Drew: I don't know who Darcy is but I have fucked her and dumped her.
Clare: exactly, on both counts.

* Maya: where are you going?
Zig: taking a bus ride to Siberia.
Maya: there are gangs in Siberia, too, you know. come back home.
Zig: no, I can't take any more of your mom's soup.
Maya: come on, I'll throw a cherry in there.
Zig: lozenge or your cherry?

Degrassi "You Are Not Alone" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Maya, what is up with the bright blue mom jeans?

* Jack: see how life opens up with no boys?
Clare: to Girls Night!
Jack: you have really giant tits.
Clare: I know.
Jack: I'm gay.
Clare: I'm not.
Jack: I know, I know. *sigh* just the most luscious delectable bosoms I ever did witness.
Clare: is this light beer?
Jack: no, it's Tab...

* Maya: so Zig can't get to school safely unless he's in the right clique?
Grace: yep.
Maya: sounds like high school. sounds specifically like Degrassi.
Tiny: you're a troublesome little white girl. but aren't they all?
Maya: look, here's the money.
Tiny: who did you rob?
Maya: birthday cards...and a few old ladies.
Tiny: thanks, I can use this to get my teeth straightened. how do you like my smile?
Maya: it's kinda creepy. btw, why are you called Tiny?
Tiny: it's not cos of...that.

* Chewy: I have a bone to pick with you, Frankie!
Frankie: *pink bikini, ass*
Chewy: I have a boner, Frankie!

* Maya: don't go, *kiss*
Zig: okay I won't.
Maya: wait, that's all it took to keep you here? I guess you're not that scared of the gang.
Zig: ............
Maya: I wonder if anal will keep you out of the gang permanently.
Zig: is that a hypothetical or?...........