Saturday, May 6, 2017

Justice League Action "Plastic Man Saves the World"

learned:

* that voice is familiar

* Brainiac: i will place your city under glass.........saving it from global warming...

* Vixen: i better not just be here cos i'm hot.

* Cyborg: it's so hard doing this show. mood whiplash. i have to resist the urge to make a joke out of everything.

* Cyborg: squirtgun...

...sorry but this brings back a painful memory i had in school. i brought a squirtgun to school and got detention from kindly old Vice-Principal Mr. Flowers. Mr. Flowers took my shoulder and said this would land me in detention and he was on the verge of tears in his eyes when he handed down the sentence. i was the last person he thought he would need to scold. he was pained and i was ashamed. he believed in me but i thought it was cooler to be cool. i should have concentrated on school.

* Brainiac: success rate: 100%
Superman: you used ABCmouse.com?

* that voice is familiar.........is this CN's idea of bring back ATHF?

* Batman: you turned into a golfer, that's not serious.
Plastic Man: but it was Jordan Spieth, not Tiger Woods.

* Plastic Man: have your people call my people, we'll do lunch. i don't have any people..........i can't eat cos my stomach is rubber...

* Plastic Man: i just finished watching this weird-ass flick called How I Love the Bomb...

* Brainiac: i have Batman underwear on thank you very much.
Plastic Man: i wear women's underwear.
Brainiac: more egregious you wear your underwear over your clothes in public.

* Plastic Patrol, love it, limited series, let's go.

* just different enough to avoid a lawsuit from Star Wars. but not from Disney.

* don't underestimate ducks, they can take out a plane if you don't feed them their bread.

* Plastic Man: my aching back! wait, i forgot i was plastic. all better.

* Plastic Man: i am your god!
miniature cityfolk laugh.

* robot: threat level 4.6
Plastic Man: out of 5?
robot: yes. but it's an IGN score.

* Plastic Man vs. Howard the Duck...

* Disney: don't do the Han Solo "how are you?" thing, Plastic Man...

* Plastic Man: hey hey hey it's Fat.........nevermind.......Mr. Cosby, please read the DM i sent you...

* Plastic Man: i'm gonna have to balloon myself into the MCP!

* Plastic Man: Master Shake was never a hero.............oh wait he was, oh yeah, forgot that episode...

* Stan Lee gets in everything.

* Superman: sorry about that, Plas.
Plastic Man: didn't want to say anything before, but Plas? that's just weird.

* Plastic Man: 87! that's Brady's number, right?

* Plastic Man: let's get some food, equals! sushi donuts?
Batman: i want that new ribs burger from Carl's Jr.
Superman: i want mother's homemade cornmeal.
Plastic Man: i still don't really eat.




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