Doctor Who "Thin Ice"

learned:

* altogether this really wasn't that great. Dollard maybe should have killed Bill.

* why are there no more Frost Fairs? they looked like great fun in the no-sun! the Thames still has water, right? i was all ready to get my tickets online for Frost Fair 2018. but Pearl Jam blocked me.

* the Doctor: you don't steer the TARDIS, the TARDIS steers you.
Bill: cheeky

* Bill: i guess there are more black people here than i would think.
the Doctor: history is one big white-wash. history is written by the winners.
Bill: history was written by Charlie Sheen?

* the Doctor: if you step on a butterfly, nothing will happen.
Bill: all i care about is will the instagram blue butterfly emoji remain?

* the Doctor: you're a liar and a thief.
fair coin person: that's racist.

* alky lives matter

* wrestlers: we're not wrestlers, we love each other.

* the Doctor: where's the shitter?
Bill: the bloke who digs up the dung bricks from the sea creature's butt? over there.

* Bill: Doctor, these cute kids are getting away with your sonic screwdriver!
the Doctor: that thing is useless you know.

* Bill: i can't believe you let that kid drown in ice water!
the Doctor: my sonic screwdriver is more important.

* Bill: *wiping away tears* have you ever killed someone?
the Doctor: no, those were the other Doctors.

* the Doctor: i can't afford the luxury of moral outrage.
Bill: come see me when you've got a black Doctor. Black Bauer is kicking your arse.

* kids: are you a lesbian?
Bill: how?
the Doctor: kids have the best gaydar.

* CLICK HERE

* Sutcliffe: respect your betters, slave!
Bill: fuck you.
Sutcliffe: um, again? i already did this with Martha.

* Sutcliffe: why'd you hit me?
the Doctor: would you punch baby Trump?

* the Doctor: a society is enlightened by how it treats its least amongst it the same as its privileged.
Sutcliffe: i know already, i go to Sunday School. i won't fall prey to your florid vocabulary, i'm a science major. Pluto is a planet, dammit!

* Sutcliffe: i know i'm gonna die. from my first line i knew the monster would eat me.

* Sutcliffe: i'm gonna drop the mother of all bombs!
the Doctor: see?

* Bill: Doctor, you accidentally killed the underwater sea creature by transferring the bombs. you were supposed to blow up the chains, not the monster!
the Doctor: oh well. i think i'll pull a Kennedy and try to resign. anyone else want to be the Doctor? can i leave the set now?
Dollard: you still have a contract, Peter.
Capaldi: getting too old for this factory shit.

* Kitty: hey what happened to Perry?
the Doctor: Spider?
Kitty: no, the other boy.
the Doctor: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there was no other boy. you were hallucinating from malnutrition. eat up, kids. eat some more.

* Nardole: dammit Doctor, you said i could be the Companion this time!

* Bill: why is there no mention of the monster in the papers?
the Doctor: fake news. all of this is fake, this is a tv show.

* Nardole: no i won't! i won't let you out!
Vault: *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* LET ME OUT. I AM THE MASTER.
Nardole: no, mother, you are tricking me again. you stay in there. i'm still not done having fun in your basement.