Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Family Fusion"

learned:

* even by Power Rangers standards this was a bad episode..........until the end, it saved itself in the end.

* Ripcon: what exactly are you saying, Aiden?
Aiden: i'm a double agent! *laughs*
Ripcon: your acting is so bad i'm just not sure what you're saying.

* Calvin: i hear Preston's pulling a rabbit out of his hat, coming?
Levi: think i'll pass. for the past.

* Monty: no bull? that's bullshit!
Victor: didn't know you had it in ya, Monty.
Monty: this is just my day job. i do porn at night.

* Sarah and Hayley: oh oh oh
Preston: impressive magic trick of mine?
Sarah and Hayley: no, we were orgasming.

* Monty: you're a wizarding whiz!
Victor: you saying i'm a wheezing whizzer? i cough when i pee?
Monty: why does Preston have a poster of a naked David Copperfield on the back of his locker door?

* Monty: where are we, sir?
Victor: Hell, Monty, we are in Hell.
Monty: i can see that, that giant rabbit is the stuff of nightmares.
Victor: Monty, don't tell anyone this, but my greatest fear is not a bunnyrabbit but being alone.

* Rangers and Mick storm in.
Rangers and Mick: stop now!
Brody: monster?
Rangers and Mick: no, stop that playing and singing! that's not music!

* Aiden: what are you hiding, Levi?

Aiden: holy shit! my boy Levi can slide! i get it now, he was ashamed of being good at a boring sport like baseball. i'll tell Levi to give Koda a call on his burger phone.

* Ripcon: but i learned that move in kindergarten!
Brody: wait, you went to school?

* the Ninja Fusion Star hits Levi in the stomach and ruptures his spleen.

* Levi throws the Ninja Fusion Star into the sky.
Brody: why'd you do that, brother? now the star is forever lost.
Levi: sorry, man, still whoozy from my ruptured spleen.

* Levi: Aiden, what are you doing with that trophy?
Aiden: the Ninja Steel is mine!
Levi: don't care about the Ninja Steel. that's my baseball trophy! give it back! i won it fair and square!

* Levi: i don't want to have to fight you! especially if i have to use this grill to do it. i was gonna grill my Texas-famous grill dogs on this grill.
Aiden: i am no one's brother.
Levi: brother you got a bad cold, your voice is hoarse, have a breath mint.

* the Rangers destroy Aiden without hesitation.
Aiden: you're lucky i was just some dumb bot and not Lt. Cmdr. Data or something. every life is worth study.

* Levi: i'm sensing something...........................Spidey sense?

* Brody: i can't believe i hugged that thing! i truly thought it was my brother cos his acting was as robotic as mine.

* Calvin: i'm a California hiker. every night after acting practice i traverse the green Tolkien mountains of New Zealand.

* Cosmo: i'll even throw in some Skullgators. we live in a time when the entire Earth was flooded and all that is left is Florida.

* Preston: so all you guys have nothing better to do at night than see a magic show? i thought the Rangers were teenagers with troubled pasts.

* Monty: i am terrified of bunnies!
Victor: come on, Monty, women aren't that yucky.

* Levi: i'm turning green! i'm the Incredible Hulk? i wanted to be Spidey. no wait it's worse, i'm turning into the Rita from the movie!

* Levi and Brody look into each other's eyes longingly.
Sarah: KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!
Sarah: is it a bad time to bring up the fact that i'm you boys' mother?
Levi and Brody: that makes last night VERY awkward! *all three laugh*

* Redbot: hey you guys got any marshmallows for Redbot?

* Brody: why'd you name yourself Levi Weston? that is such a stupid name.

* Sarah: *singing* together we are family...
Redbot: *singing* together we are family...
Hayley: hey Redbot, shut the fuck up.