Justice League Action "The Trouble with Truth"

learned:

* yes! and i can't wait for June, the Month of Clarence!

* Wonder Woman: where's the location of the bomb?!
Batman: please, i have a painful history with bombs at docks.

* Batman: "cobalt" is code for crack, right?
Wonder Wonder: started in 1983...

* Green Arrow: is that a storm a-coming?
Wonder Woman: yes it's Archer's mother.

* speaking of Archer. and Athena instantly becomes my favorite character on this show.

* Wonder Woman: i will do anything you command, my goddess.
Athena: become the Goddess of Truth.
Wonder Woman: i cannot tell a lie, i am an atheist.

* Athena: zhush up your hair.
can we all just stand up and applaud the use of the word zhush on an action show?

* Athena: you like my owl?
Batman: again, the triggering of painful flashbacks.

* Superman: i guess i'll stay here with New Genesis.
Athena: you still haven't completed Old Genesis.

* Athena: you have no superpowers, Batman.
Batman: what are you, my mother?!
Athena: yes. i knew your mother. she was a loose woman of her time, a flapper on the can-can dance circuit...

* Green Arrow: you don't have to do what Athena says, Diana.
Wonder Woman: yes i do, i'm unemployed. i was nervous at my audition and lost the part to some hack named Gal Gadot. what kind of ridiculous name is Gal Gadot?

* H.I.V.E. Leader: i am the leader of H.I.V.E.! i am The Monarch!

* the H.I.V.E. Leader begins shooting honey.
Green Arrow: honey?
Batman: honey?
Athena: honey?
Wonder Woman: yeah seriously, honey?

* Wonder Woman: i will use the power of my good looks to convince you to deactivate the bomb yourself.
H.I.V.E. Leader: before i die please put on this all-pink suit and talk in a gravelly voice...

* H.I.V.E. Leader: OKAY okay, it's off. i don't want to die.
Wonder Woman: there was no bomb. this entire episode was a prank. see? there's a camera over there, and a camera over there...

* Athena: what were you thinking, man!? the greatest threat to our docks is not cobalt fusion bombs. it's underground boxing and betting on barges.

* Green Arrow: can i be the God of Love?
Athena: you have to wear a diaper.
Green Arrow: okay. i'll be God so there's no more embarrassment.