Justice League Action "Battle for the Bottled City"

learned:

* Brainiac: triangulation complete.............the Triangle Offense doesn't work anymore, Phil! all the charm of a Kryptonian condominium...............Jeff Goldblum helped me with my Krypt condo at apartments.com.

* Brainiac: *shocked emoji* SUPERMAN WAS A ROBOT ALL ALONG??!

* Cyborg: i know, i remember, i'm on this show now, i have to be competent.

* Superman: the Mall of Krypton...
Cyborg: come on, dude, that ain't no mall, that's a couple nail salons and a Sbarro.

* Superman: who are you?
Atom: just call me Blue Guy. it doesn't really matter.

* Atom: remember to bring back all the tissue samples i asked for.
Superman: i don't masturbate, i'm a Boy Scout.

* Chancellor: we finally meet.
Superman: how are you?
Chancellor: prolly shouldn't have given the Superman robots the same eye-clearance as you but oh well

* Cyborg: i thought this was a fortress!
Atom: it's a pillow fort.
Cyborg: this isn't Kandor, it's Cleveland..............and who the hell says they want to vacation in Cleveland?!

* Atom: i make it a policy to duck.
Cyborg: so you're one of those backwoods bearded Republicans on that duck show? i hate those guys.
Atom: uh, no.
Cyborg: i need time to reboot.
Atom: you can't have my booty.
Cyborg: no. man why is everyone so triggered these days?

* Brainiac: i'm not a hoarder, just a very detailed-oriented completionist collector. ask my cat.
cat: ..................

* S&P: can't show Superman without a head, it'll traumatize the kids forever.

* Chancellor: *folding arms* brrrr, why has it suddenly turned cold? for the record, if Brainiac is our god, you have permission to tip this bottle into your mouth and drink its inhabitants.

* Superman: i just realized i have the same strength and powers small as big. it might be more convenient for me to stay small.
Brainiac: pervert. i'm telling Lois and all her yoga moms at the YMCA changing room.

* Atom: i deserved that. after all i am the size of a flea. i deserved to get flicked like that.

* Superman: maybe i should try to embiggen Kandor instead of leaving them in a bottle and warming it up...
Cyborg: bigly

* Superman: you know what they say, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes.
Chancellor: we are in prison in this bottle. five minutes might as well be five hundred years.
Cyborg: wasn't Mark Twain a robot?