Justice League Action "Play Date"

learned:

* don't change the channel! this is not a toyetic cartoon!

* at least Toyman is a kid here (instead of a pedo)

* Superman: this is weird.
Wonder Woman: alive toys with real dangerous weapons?
Batman: all real kid toys today are hazardous health-risk dangers. toys kill, that was the moral of this episode.

* Superman: how can you eat that pizza? isn't your stomach metal?
Cyborg: it turns into a pizza slushie.
Superman: thanks for the visual, i'll never eat pizza again. why do you spend so much time playing video games when your real life is a video game?
Cyborg: i need all the action i can get, i'm on Teen Titans Go.

* Cyborg: guys i'm gonna play the long game this episode and activate this cute red Batman toy. despite his red cowl this is not a red herring. though the red cowl does remind me of Red Hood...
Batman: i still don't feel guilty about Jason.

* Toyman: i'm back! and i sound familiar.
Batman: oh look, it's Joker Lite.
Toyman: i prefer Joker Junior thank you very much.

* Toyman: haha, forget kryptonite, i bested Superman with frickin' gum!

* Toyman: ah the smell of joysticks, so nostalgic. i am the ultimate puppetmaster! dance, heroes, dance!
Wonder Woman: why are the guys doing the macarena and i'm the only one twerking?

* Superman: Boulevard Brawlers?
Batman: we're a small show, copyrights are expensive.

* Cyborg: but Batman doesn't have any powers!
Batman: neither do you, you're a coffee pot.
Cyborg: that's racist.
Batman: nah, i drink white coffee.
Cyborg: damn.

* Wonder Woman: in a world of ordinary men, i am a wonder woman......that should have been in the film trailer.

* Cyborg: what? the secret character unlock was me? oh. i thought it was gonna be that cute stars-and-stripes girl.

* Toyman: sore losers can get more sore.
Wonder Woman: without your character redesign we would have had to rewrite that line.

* i don't care what nobody says, button-mashing was the golden age of video games!