Justice League Action "Trick or Threat"

learned:

* i'm not watching this till Halloween.

* Cain: is my laugh evil enough for you? not too much? i'm not forcing it? where's Abel you say? i took care of him. i'm a Caretaker after all.

* Cain: do you see that spooky house over yonder hills? how about now with the lightning? no? congratulations you are not on drugs. no that wasn't candy that strange man gave you.

* kid Batman: should we do the Peanuts dance?
kid Dr. Fate: it's okay, Disney owns everything now.

* kid Constantine: what kind of bugger gives out toothbrushes to kids for Halloween?
kid Dr. Fate: an ironic hipster
kid Batman: the Joker
kid Zatanna: don't worry, the toothbrushes will become heavily significant as the plot progresses.

* kid Constantine: oh btw, think of me as like Constantine as a boy, not a kid version of the adult Constantine cos then the ickiness factor comes in.

* kids: get those bullies! they bring shame to the uniform!

* kid Batman: dude, your name is Klarion? and you're a boy who wears a cat costume? did you get beat up a lot as a kid?

* soldiers: no wait! don't change us back to rats! at least with these uniforms we had respect!

* monsters: we are Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman!
kids: we're millennials, our monster has orange skin.
monsters: how ghoulish.

* kid Zatanna: whoa. look at my figure. i'm gonna be a heartbreaker when i grow up!

* Klarion: hmmm, i wear more makeup as an adult goth than i do as a kid wearing makeup for a costume.
kid Batman: dude, you'll never be an adult. you're a boy and a witch. boy and witch is in your name. i mean, do you get beat up a lot as an adult?

* kid Dr. Fate: okay, you can have my helmet! just please let the cat go!

* kid Constantine: red-hot cinnamon balls, hotter than the hottest magic.

* kid Zatanna: braces. i can barely talk forwards much less backwards.
kid Batman: what?
kid Zatanna: exactly.
kid Batman: just cast the spell.
kid Zatanna: you calling me a witch?

* Constantine: hard to believe you were the one who called someone an asshole.
Batman: that was you!

* Batman: hey Constantine, that's not a Charms Blow Pop you're sucking on, that's my used wad of gum.

* Klarion: wait! i don't want to live here!
Cain: why? cos it's a spooky mansion forever trapped swirling in a blue interdimensional vortex?
Klarion: no, cos it's rent-controlled!