Justice League Action "Repulse!"

learned:

* the episode really should have been called "Wondersupes".

* maitre d': i know why you tripped, she's fucking hot in that dress.
waiter: no she left her rope on the floor.

* Superman: what about Steve?
Wonder Woman: Buscemi's a good fuck but he's unstable.

* Wonder Woman: what about Lois?
Superman: good fuck but i can't stand her voice. Peter Griffin is gonna sit on and kill me.

* Superman: this garlic risotto looks like a dog's dinner. i'll put it in a doggie bag and serve it to Krypto. hey who's the cute bulldog that's come out of the kitchen to greet us? you want this food, boy?
Wonder Woman: that's Gordon Ramsay.

* Wonder Woman: will you cover the check?
Superman: no need, this restaurant will be destroyed during the next fight.

* Repulse: i am Lex Luthor, i mean, dammit!

* Repulse: when did you cops get lasers?
cops: Disney owns everything now.

* Hawkman: threesome?
Wonder Woman: what about Hawkgirl?
Hawkman: you may find this hard to believe but Hawkgirl is not the best lover.

* Hawkman: Diana! are you okay?
Wonder Woman: still haven't gotten my kiss!
Hawkman: here. technically this is mouth-to-mouth.......dammit my helmet got in the way!

* Lex Luthor: whatever you say bounces off me...
Superman: you're James Woods, right?
Lex Luthor: yes. and where is Supergirl on this fine day?
Superman: yeah i don't want you around the young ones.
Lex Luthor: i'm glue, you're rubber...
Superman: see what i mean?

* Superman: i've turned into Repulse! i better get out of here before i cause any more damage! don't worry i destroyed the restaurant!

* Superman: i'm so sorry! guys, save that plane! on this occasion i definitely wasn't a plane! the plane was the plane!
Wonder Woman: just call me Sully.
Hawkman: that's a man's name.

* Lex Luthor: okay okay i'll tell you. but please tighten the rope around me tighter i haven't gotten off yet.

* Hawkman: Black Hole XT357.................i've taken up theoretical astrophysics since i don't have sex anymore.

* Lex Luthor: black holes are like vacuum cleaners. let's get an expert in here to explain them.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: is this cos i'm black?

* Wonder Woman: nanobots, what are they good for am i right?
Hawkman: mind control.
Lex Luthor: marketing.

* Lex Luthor: i'm a ginger.
Hawkman: is it true what they say? gingers have no souls.
Lex Luthor: yes. i bought mine.

* Lex Luthor: no one has ever seen the center of a black hole before!
Neil deGrasse Tyson: jealous.

* Wonder Woman: i'm pulling you out!
Superman: i get it, i'll wear a condom.

* Wonder Woman: and we still have time for dessert.
Superman: i hear they make an amazing cannoli.
Wonder Woman: that's not the dessert i was referring to.
Superman: Krypto-style?
Wonder Woman: no, vanilla.

* Wonder Woman: you need a breath mint.
Superman: i don't have any more money.