Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Drive to Survive"

learned:

* fart jokes. move along.

* Calvin: i can't drive.
Hayley: i can't be with you anymore. Calvin's still a cool name but it's over.

* did you see that? one of the girls at the school was wearing the exact same Pink Ranger street-clothes getup with the pink top and jeans. i mean, come on. is she the understudy? fills in when the Pink Ranger gets sick? next season's Pink Ranger is already cast?

* it's not bad acting, it's natural acting.

* Redbot: i believe in you.
Calvin: yeah but you're a robot.

* Hayley: i believe in you.
Calvin: is it weird we've been together for 5 years and haven't kissed?

* Mick: that's a cool bike, Calvin.
Calvin: yeah she's alright.
Mick: not Hayley, the motorcycle. i can soup it up for you. we'll sell a million toys!
Calvin: how? one of these bikes is like a million dollars. kids don't have that kind of money.

* monster: i just wanted a meal.
Sarah: you're not gonna eat us Rangers!
monster: please? i'll comb my hair.

* Calvin: i've learned my lesson. even when i'm deathly nervous i have to push through and just do it and save the day. i'm gonna call my agent and audition for the next Scorsese film. i will land the lead!

* Calvin: i love you guys.......except Sarah.

* Victor and Monty are flying in a fart bubble over the school.
the Rangers laugh.
Sarah: still not as cool as my hoverboard.
the fart bubble catches on the flagpole, bursts, and sends Victor and Monty flying all around the sky.
the Rangers laugh.
Victor and Monty die.

* Madame Odius: here's the toilet brush. scrub! we had beans for dinner!
Galvanax: yeah but they were green beans.
Madame Odius: oh for fuck sake. i can't wait till i'm in charge of you morons.
Galvanax: do you know Madame the puppet?
Madame Odius: i am Madame the puppet.