Justice League Action "Galaxy Jest"

learned:

* i wanted to do that clever nuclear-family one but oh well

* the Joker? again? oh Awesome Joker. Awesome Joker's awesome!

* Batman: why are you always smirking, Diana? it's annoying.

* Superman: i am not familiar with this clown.
Batman: i know but all we can do is wait for the midterms.
Superman: no, the Joker.
Batman: read The Killing Joke.
Superman: grown men shouldn't still be reading comics.

* Joker: it's a good thing i didn't wear a skirt today.
Batman: but you still didn't wear any pants today.

* Mongul: make my men laugh, they are monsters, their lives are so sad all the time.

* Joker: i heard Mongul has trouble going to the bathroom.
Mongul punches Joker.
Joker: what was that for?! it's a roast, man, it's a roast.

* Flash: can we make this fast?
Wonder Woman: very funny.
Flash: i gotta be somewhere.
Wonder Woman: no one is interested in your bedroom conquests.
Flash: no i have to go to the bathroom. number 2 takes a lot of time for me.

* Wonder Woman: is this the part where i kick ass and take down all of Mongul's men by myself?
Mongul's army: we surrender. here, take this pink pussyhat as your reward.
Wonder Woman: wow this is nice! soft to the touch yet durable. fine craftsmanship.
Mongul's army: thank you. we do a little knitting on the side to stave off the unremitting boredom of space.

* Joker: you're too late, Batman! i've set the gas to go off by timer.
Joker looks at his silly Apple watch.
Joker: 3-2-1.........*fart*
Joker farts.
Superman: thank god you're too juvenile to be a real threat.
Batman: it seems you still haven't read The Killing Joke...