Saturday, February 4, 2017

Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Live and Learn"

learned: (get it?)

* uh so yeah, sorry bout that. i thought this thing started in February. whoops.

* i'm sure this will all make sense once i see the first two episodes...

* first impressions: ass. and tits.

* i knew it. the aliens are watching us. they knew about reality tv way before we did.

* so this is Degrassi: Next Class huh. i just couldn't keep up and dropped Degrassi from my life. i still regard the ending on TeenNick as the proper finale.

* the scientist helper sidekick dude is like a more mature Ziggy.

* wow, the jock and the nerd are best friends? progressive.

* robots. there's always gotta be robots.

* "that's for me to know and for you to NEVER find out!" you got me, show.

* it's only cheating if you get caught.

* yeah that's the point of tech. to make life so comfortable for us we are lulled into a false sense of security. that's when the robots invade.

* please, you are modern women. take off those white and pink shirts.

* alien: i'm on rollerblades. i'm cool.
Ranger: have you heard of an Earthling called The Most Interesting Man in the World? he thought differently. i'm sure you haven't. he's on Mars now. he's a legend. they replaced him with some skinny punk with a pencil beard.

* jock: so this is what it feels like to get bullied and have it broadcast all over the internet.................how many views?
nerd: more than the Rangers.
jock: how many views when it was remixed?
nerd: it got LESS views after the remix. when will people learn?









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