Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel "Game Plan"

learned:

* tech addiction episode. done with all the seriousness that subject calls for. perfectly inline with the South Korean tech-addiction problem, Cinderella laws and such...
Sarah: i'm the South Korean Cinderella.

* girl: i'm on Level 2!
Chip: your "Southern" accent is showing.

* Preston: come on, Chip Lynne, the Asian has the tech-addiction problem?
Chip Lynne: we spun a wheel in my office i swear.

* Sarah covers Preston's eyes.
Sarah: peekaboo. where are you? where have you been?
Preston: don't cover my eyes, bitch!
Sarah: you really need to look into that. your father maybe?
Preston: sorry, video games make me even more hair-trigger. there should be a study done on that. i don't have rage quits, i just rage and can't quit.
Sarah: what is that?!!!
Preston: it's just the spider in the game.
Sarah: i know! i hate those spiders! real spiders i'm okay with.

* Preston: no worries.
Chip gives Preston the Jenna Marbles face.
Preston: sorry.

* Madame Odius: teenagers can't resist video games.
Badonna: want me to show you my bad Madonna moves?
Odius: just think if the original Mighty Morphin teenagers acted like real teenagers and never went outside, the franchise would have died right there.

* teacher: what the fuck you doin', man!
Vincent: okay, i'm an addict. but you have to admit, the painting i did of me to fool you is like ridiculously photorealistic. i should be an artist.
Monty: sir, please tell me you're going to art school. we'll be the real Mordecai and Rigby.

* Monty: are you Mrs. Bell?
receptionist: what?
Monty: ring my bell.
Mrs. Bell: what?
Monty: can i have a copy of my schedule?
Mrs. Bell: we don't keep those kind of records here. this is where we keep the drugs and the guns.

* Hayley: oh, Game Goblin is so cute!
Calvin: cuter than me?
Hayley: yes. i can control him.

* Sarah: Preston, how did you afford all these Game Goblins? they're 500 a pop, that's steeper than my prices.
Preston: my dad died.

* Game Goblin: i'm the first-ever bad-CGI Power Rangers villain in history!

* Brody: you fucked up and got an F on the test cos you were Game Goblining.
Preston: that's the last time i copy off your paper.

* Brody swipes at Levi.
Brody: hey! put that down! it's Training Time!
Levi: that was my burger phone you motherfucker.

* Redbot: the game and my brain run on the same engine...

* Brody: try to stop Preston from playing the game.
Levi swipes at Preston. Preston's face.

* Preston: i need help! this is a real problem for me!
Levi: here, take this number.
Preston: rehab clinic?
Levi: no, my number. Preston, as long as we are all confessing...

* teacher: aren't volcanoes exciting?
Mrs. Bell: you gotta talk to the kids at their level. talk about your vagina. talk about your volcanic vagina. the volcano vagina of a sad, lonely, single teacher.

* Mick: i have an idea.........................................Levi, mop the floor.

* Sarah: Preston, why are you still striking at me with your sword? the spell wore off.
Preston: .....................
Sarah: you gotta get that looked at.

* Monty: oh my god! you wear a wig, Mrs. Bell?!!
Mrs. Bell: that's my beehive! i store honey in there! what the fuck you doin', boy!
Vincent: in my defense, upside-down and hanging i do bear a resemblance to Mission Impossible Tom Cruise.
Monty: put on this black shirt. and dye your hair black.
Mrs. Bell: what are you doing in that cellophane pipe casing?
Vincent: would you believe cosplaying Centipede?
Monty: yes, Human Centipede, i can vouch for him, we do it together on weekends.
Vincent: no, Monty, the video game Centipede! this is the video-game episode!

* Preston: i know how to save the day! i have to beat the game! this could take 24 hours a day...

* Levi: wait, why did i have to dress up in green makeup paint?
Mick: i'm a serious actor.

* Preston: sorry, guys. i made you all into addicts. i became the pimp of the school.
Sarah: but without the benefits. namely, my ass in jeans.
Brody: that's okay, man. Preston, you want some drugs?

* Cosmo: ugh! i look hideous in green!
Badonna: oh, you look cute! like Kermit the Frog. you're fuckable now.
Odius: Cosmo has developed a rare case of face gangrene.
Cosmo: i fucked Redbot thinking we were the same species.