Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel "Moment of Truth"

learned:

* you see what they did there? they always do this, all shows do this. the girl at the kiosk makes an appearance but when she speaks, she's not shown on camera. that's so they don't have to pay her as "on-screen talent", that would be too expensive, they need to pay for Brody's acting classes. they can pay her as if she were part of the crew, a gaffer or something. get Madame Odius's voice to do her voice.

* Vincent: do these glasses make me look cool?
Monty: they don't make you look fat.
Vincent: good answer, you'll keep a girlfriend someday.
Monty: you look cooler than a penguin's pajamas.
Vincent: i'm gonna store that response for later. i have a feeling that's gonna be a Hitchcockian harbinger, a clue to come as the episode rolls along.

* Vincent: i can't see for shit but i'm letting the world know, "do you even lift, bro?"
Bolt Man: my energy runs on lies. or really, stupidity.

* Hayley: babe i got you this license plate.
Calvin: thanks, babe, i've been driving my car illegally this whole time.

* Preston: you forgot your dime's anniversary? i wish i had these problems.
Calvin: look, buddy, Preston, magician, i need for you to do me a huge solid. you're gonna have to make Hayley disappear...

* Levi: what did you get her?
Calvin: um, car.....pet. pet carpet. carpet pet.
Brody: don't call your girl that. have some respect. i don't call the Pink Ranger Porn Star Ranger.
Calvin: um, car...........no, car, i had it the first time. i gave her a car. with no license plate. that's how we're gonna disappear her, Preston!

* Pink: look, i know i have a once-in-a-generation ass but even i can see this is a gratuitous shot of my ass for a kid's show.
Chip Lynne: yeah, sorry, you're right.
Pink: it's a different era now, guys, it really is. we are living in the post-Baio times.

* Pink: really really wheelie!
Chip: we'll give you that pun if you don't press charges.

* Odius: this episode was too basic for me to make any sort of thoughtful appearance in.

* Mick: it appears we are in a pickle!
Preston: i'm laughing, Mick, but you didn't whip out a pickle, you whipped out your vibrator!
Pink: that's MY vibrator!
Mick: not anymore.

* Calvin: i confess. i spill the beans.
Hayley: i'm vegan.
Calvin: can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? i'll wait 15 seconds for the tinny music to go by and me to breathily blink.
Hayley: oh course, darling, i love you cos you're an idiot. the baby isn't yours.
Calvin: baby?
Hayley: my baby in real life. i wish it were yours, it would makes things easier.
Calvin: good luck with the custody.

* Vincent: you're gonna be like my cute little poodle to attract me dates. ready, Monty?
Monty: sir, are you allergic to wet cement or wet paint?
Vincent: only the dry versions. that question made me wet.
Monty: i know, every man has a Three Stooges fetish.
Vincent: why were those girls laughing at me?
Monty: sir, this book will help you understand. i picked up a copy at William Mulder's house. it's entitled The Pick-Up Artist...

* Redbot throws up the Ninja Stars into the sky like he's dealing playing cards.
Mick: i knew you'd be useful one day, Redbot!

* Bolt Man: i put little cute bolts on your Ninja Stars incapacitating their power. they're like little bicycle brakes.
Hayley: they're like the bolts my father uses on his forehead. my father is Frankenstein.
Pink: they're plugs.

* Brody: this mode doesn't scare you?
Bolt Man: no, not particularly.
Brody: oh.

* Levi: the Rangers can't have guns, but our Zords can...

* Pink: that's so romantic you two get pizza together.
Hayley: it's our anniversary tradition.
Calvin: make that extra cheese. and extra sauce. extra white sauce. my white sauce.

* Hayley: Calvin, this is beautiful! a 12-month calendar of pictures of our love together. the first month has me and my pet wolf.
Calvin: you love that wolf more than me, admit it.

* Vincent takes off his sunglasses.
Hayley: wait, you're black?

* Vincent: the penguin's pajamas?
Monty: trick question. penguins don't wear pajamas, they don't need to, their fur provides enough warmth. also, i have the high score in Club Penguin.