Law & Order SVU "Chicago Crossover" Episode Discussion

learned:

* that's gotta be the most uninspired title for an episode ever.

* Amaro: are you ready for this? this place is a rough scene.
Rollins: you should see my bedroom.

* hot young female cop: Liv, i need your help.
Liv: wait, who are you? what is this?
hot young female cop: another FREAKIN' crossover.
LIv: oh man i hate these. i don't like the other shows this one crosses over with, it's as if they're baiting the public into watching other shows they don't want to just to complete the story.
hot young female cop: so, about my brother...
Liv: sorry, i don't care about your story, it's not really our story, it's yours. plus, i already have Rollins, don't need another hot young female cop showing me up.

* Voight: you can't reason with scumbags, Olivia, if you want the info you have to kill them.
Liv: first of all: impossible. second of all: my jurisdiction, my rules. third of all: i don't know if this is just this character, but you're not really that great an actor. fourthly and finally: you're just a Stabler replacement but no one can EVER replace Elliot, man! come on! everyone knows that, i still haven't recovered from his off-screened exit...i mean, come on, he should have at least gotten a proper exit...i'm spinning my wheels alone here...the ONLY hope for this show is if my Elliot comes back, the fans are leaving in droves...okay, compromise: on the series finale, Elliot MUST come back, he simply must, i'll take anything, one scene, one small cameo.
Voight: the perp's dead. i killed him.
Liv: what happens in the box stays in the box.
Voight: let's go to Vegas.

* Liv: Carisi, where the hell have you been this entire time? we needed you.
Carisi: that bugger Amaro intentionally gave me wrong directions to the pizza place, i got lost. Amaro said we were gonna have a surprise pizza party for you this afternoon.
Liv (shakes head): no, Carisi, no, no, no, no, no, no pizza party.
Carisi: come on, chief, it's pepperoni, your favorite...
Liv: my favorite is extra cheese.