Thursday, May 22, 2014

Law & Order SVU "Spring Awakening" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Spring Awakening: come to New York! see a show! see a rock musical! there'll be nudity! also, come to the set of SVU if you want...

* victim: the room service never came. i tried to, but i got assaulted.
 squad: it was a scam. but more than that, you do a better accent than our boss when he goes undercover.

* Rollins: that attorney is a tall drink of water.
Liv: i didn't know tall was a skill set.
Rollins: you want to fuck him, huh?
Liv: well he is my husband.
Rollins: would you ever get with a lawyer?
Liv: sure, Barba's on tap to tap me next season, right?

* Munch: those higher-up fat cats in management are just into self-preservation. you are a police.
Amaro: not anymore.
Munch: hey, i got you, bro. i paid for your release. i have a secret Swiss bank account i've kept hidden from all my exes.
Amaro: oh, so you're like that rich cop we once had.
Munch: RIP to a great actor. hey, so, yeah, like why exactly aren't i on this show anymore?
Amaro: the higher-ups.
Munch: yeah, yeah i guess. i really wish Homicide: Life on the Street was still going...

* Murphy: let's see if i can play lonely Irish.
man (bursts into the hotel room): this is a stickup! where's the fucking money?! (throws the woman against the wall hard)
Murphy: HEY, DUDE, THE MONEY IS IN THE DRAWER, JUST STOP HURTING HER!
man: what happened to your Irish accent?
Murphy: oh shit, it's hard to maintain it when there's real danger involved. you tend to forget the act when you're in the immediacy of saving lives, you revert back to your normal voice.

* Liv: who do you think is the real head of this operation?
Murphy: don't you say it, don't you dare say it!
Liv: Lewis.

* Murphy: i'm gone. the station is yours again.
Liv: so soon? we were just getting used to your non-Irish accent.
Murphy: i'm going undercover again, deep undercover...to a little-known village by the water named Gotham...
Liv: *Bat Signal*










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