Saturday Night Live Andrew Garfield / Coldplay Episode Discussion

learned:

* i will never take Bobby Moynihan's blood money.

* Celebrity Family Feud: it's not her fault, but it's just not gonna work out for poor Noel, huh?

* Beyonce: sorry, but there is no way Jack Bauer and Chloe would be felled so easily like that. well, there are only two ways: if the head bad guy is either Chris Brown or a cougar.

* Coldplay song 1: Coldplay is Coldplay. Coldplay will always be Coldplay. Coldplay is forever Radiohead's little brother. that's not necessarily a bad thing. in fact it's a good thing. was there a naked woman's breast in that bird in the background there or am i seeing things late at night?

* beef bowl: don't you love it when Show showcases new onscreen talent rather than another lame celebrity cameo? there's no need for any more auditions. when this current crop overstays its welcome, simply make all of the SNL writers the new cast.

* Coldplay song 2: gigantic, gigantic, gigantic, a big big load.

* the SNL Universe rules of weird kissing:
1. no cheek or lips.
2. tongue only when engaged in licking of the face and neck.
3. the participants must only be drunk strangers at a bar at last call.
4. mouth kissing amongst blood relatives and family members is not only tolerated but encouraged. it's a sign of true love.
5. we don't care what team you play for, but you must wear a bad wig and/or bad sweater.
6. pretend you're a blowfish...