Law & Order SVU "Reasonable Doubt" Episode Discussion

learned:

* this show was renewed again. i dunno. i miss the whodunnit. if i want to be reminded of how depraved humanity can get, i can watch the local news. i say put this one out to pasture and bring back the parent show, the original L & O. please?

* what do you think Woody Allen and Roman Polanski talk about at dinner parties?

* Liv: if you didn't want the attention, why did you put out those pictures?
mother: i didn't, that was my non-famous sister.
Liv: if you didn't want the attention, why did you become an actress in the first place?
mother: bingo.

* non-famous sister: he's bad news, he raped me.
famous little sister: you're just jealous. the little sister is usurping the older sister. it's the nature of things, the way of the world.
non-famous sister: are you willing to sell your very body and soul for fame?
famous little sister: i have more followers than you.

* Rollins: so are we fucking now, Amaro?
Amaro: no, i just like to walk around naked. i'm only wearing this towel as a courtesy. i'm a closet nudist. that's the real reason my wife left me.

* judge: where is your client?
attorney: he's...kinda...not here...ever again.
judge: private jet, huh? rich justice rears its ugly head again. well, him fleeing to France like this is an obvious admission of guilt.
attorney: not necessarily. he just really really really likes homemade croissants.

* Barba: father's gone, so maybe this kid has a chance.
Liv: i dunno, this kid has worn that confused face the entire hour. she looks like she's permanently smelling bad garlic.
Barba: hey, that's not fair, she's been through a trauma. besides, shouldn't you be the last person to comment on facial expressions?
Liv: *Liv scowl*