learned:
* it's okay to be bossy and opinionated as long as you're cute.
* the principal may be a vampire hunter, but it is truly badass to wear pencils as bunny ears on top of your head and still command the respect of your students.
* Sally: Adam, I want to bite you.
Adam: I knew you were kinky.
Sally: no, it's not like that. I mean, it is like that, but it's not. I want to drink your blood.
Adam: sorry, but that's just gross.
Sally: I smell something on you, Watch.
Watch: I have to use this specific brand of Sesame Street shampoo to avoid split ends.
Sally: no, it's something else...
Watch: I also have eczema, lice, dandruff...
Sally: *shakes her head*
Watch:...acne, irritable bowel, schizophrenia...
* Adam: there's not just holy water in these spray bottles, I went to the bathroom before...
* Sally looks HOT as a vampire........and so does Watch!
* principal: be gone, foul demon! die, vampire, die! yes! I turned you into coffee grounds!
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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