Saturday Night Live Seth Rogen / Ed Sheeran Episode Discussion

learned:

* CNN Breaking News pregnancy: when you can't talk about the delicate issue of locating planes...

* steakhouse: this was real-life anime fanservice of Aidy's bodacious bosom. it's good to be the host.

* awwwwww, puppy. i had to calm a crying dog through the fence at my house earlier that night, so i feel ya. don't scream, it's upsetting the puppy. awwwwww, puppy wuppy.

* Ed Sheeran: okay, so for centuries i had heard about this bloke. everyone on the internets was singing his praises. but this was the first time i actually properly sat down (i was lying down in fact) and heard him, studied him. i must say, this is not what i expected. i liked it, but it was weird. it was weird that i liked it. i liked it 'cause it was weird. his music is...tough to define, which i'm sure he loves. it's awkward, offbeat singer-songwriter. it's elevated elevator music mixed with white-boy raps and a reggae beat. his fully-formed songs seem like outtakes at first, first attempts, discards, but no, they turn around in the end.

* the skit about the dude at his engagement party who had one gay experience: talk about cruel. they trot Nasim out there but don't give her any lines! see below.

* speaking of above, semen yogurt: you just wonder what Aidy is gonna do with all that cum. better yet, trot Nasim out there and have her...

* goodnights: notice how Ed Sheeran doesn't give Taylor Swift a long hug. good lad. he knows the deal. he knows what's up. don't add Taylor's name to your already-perfect colorful tats.