Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Grave Robber"

learned:

* just here to see Chrysti Ane's "costume".

* meh.

* strangely, we don't see Victor and Monty's costumes. seems like a missed opportunity. Monty would have gone as Victor.

* i give this episode props for not really being a recap episode. even though it basically is. let's see if the Christmas special is recappy or not...

* Rangers: Levi, your song sucks.

* old woman: i'm donating these priceless valuables.
teacher: who are you?
old woman: Madame Odius, obviously. without the costume. or maybe her voice actress.

* teacher: yeah we don't need a magnifying glass here. this isn't a real school.

* Levi: yeah i don't really like board games.
Rangers: you like video games?
Levi: i like to play with a stick.

* Levi: do you find it strange that i'm this famous singer and the rest of the school doesn't seem to give a fuck? imagine if Justin Bieber went to a random school and started taking classes. the girls, and boys, would freak.
Sarah: yeah but you're not Justin Bieber.
Levi: good point.
Sarah: that's a good idea for a reality show tho.

* Brody: i'm British. cos i need to learn English.
Preston: i'm a real magician. at least for one day. hey i just realized i'm the name of a Ghostbuster!
Hayley: that's Winston.

* Preston: so this game is more satanic than Ouija?
Sarah: sure. look at me. there's a reason i got to be this beautiful.

* Cosmo: this is reminiscent of all those Power Rangers Halloween specials you used to watch on Fox Kids and the WB. where Rita or some such would cast a spell and there'd be lots of misty smoke and haunted castles and fruit punch. back when life was good and tv was better.

* Calvin: so this is the new Monopoly?

* Preston: oh shit. the hourglass pushes sand down no matter if it's turned upside-down. it's like the stomach. the water you drink upside-down doesn't suddenly fall out of your mouth.

* Brody: guys, with these weird die it looks like we're playing D&D. don't worry, we're still the cool kids on campus.

* Sarah: wait, i want to bring my remote-control vibrator.
Preston: what?
Sarah: i use this tool to sense the monster's vibrations. let's go! Go Go Power Rangers!

* Brody: you made these?
Sarah: what, cos i'm a girl?
Brody: no it's just this is exactly the wind paraglider from Breath of the Wild.
Chip Lynne: i had all the ideas for Zelda and everything.

* Preston: SURPRISE, MOTHERFU___!!!
Slogre: dude, i had to use the Slow Mist on you. kid's show.

* Cosmo: you get one of these loser cards. they're collectible!
Preston: Yu-gi-oh?
Cosmo: that's old hat. get it, old hat?
Calvin: Garbage Pail Kids?
Cosmo: warmer.
Brody: '90s Marvel cards?
Cosmo: ding ding ding! we have a winner! in looks anyway.
Sarah and Hayley: girls don't collect cards.

* Calvin: i'm in some sort of junkyard. like i said, Garbage Pail Kids.

* truck driver: bro, thanks for the cool racing stripes! i'm so tired, i'm gonna go beddy-bye now...

* monster: one ring to rule them all!
Calvin: reach for that golden ring...
monster: sure, and swing your way down a cliff!

* Calvin: lucky that bed of leaves was there. i should have died.
Sarah: kid's show. look at my non-slutty costume.

* Cosmo: i've got an idea! evil Zords!
Chip Lynne: we've done that plotline already.

* Mick: i'm here to expound on this week's lesson. i got 600 dollars for my trouble. that's enough for Christmas pressies this year.

* Levi: it sounds selfish when you put it like that.
Mick: how else would you put it?
Levi: fuck you, Mick.

* Levi: the door's stuck. whatever, i'm going to my mom's house.

* Levi: this board game is actually kinda cool. i think i'm into Satanism.

* Sarah: LEVI! i've never been more glad to see anyone in my entire life!
Brody starts to cry. his tears stain his Ranger suit.

* Cosmo: you cheated!
Levi: i know. i won the genetics lottery. sorry, can't help it.

* Cosmo: NO! not my hourglass! now i'll never know how my stomach works!

* Calvin: i've never been so happy to stand up in my entire life. i have to take a shit real bad.

* Levi: next time, i'll do whatever you guys want. if you want me to jump off a bridge, i'll die. i believe in Father Zordon, he'll resurrect me and make me a zombie.

* Preston: hey guys, it's dark out.
Hayley: mommy won't let you out late?
Preston: my mommy's dead.
Sarah: hey guys, aren't we a little too old to go trick-or-treating?
Chip Lynne: yes. but you all still have your porn scenes to shoot tonight.
Rangers: *all groaning* even on Halloween?