Power Rangers Ninja Steel "The Adventures of Redbot"

learned:

* Chip Lynne: i remember it like it was yesterday. Redbot threatened to leave the set if he wasn't compensated. he wanted more money than even Chrysti Ane makes per. we renegotiated just in time. otherwise we would have gone a whole year without new Power Rangers.

* gotta love this show. this is a recap episode. but it's not really a recap episode. you know?

* Levi: hey Redbot, notice me right here next to you shadowboxing...

* Redbot: i've taken the plunge! i have a blog now like the rest of the billion humans out there!
Levi: a thousand followers? no blogspot has a thousand followers!

* Levi: hey Redbot, you shouldn't embellish. keep your stories completely truthful. even a fib told in fun can come back to bite you on your shiny metal ass.
Redbot: like how you pretended to be Aiden all those years?

* Redbot: don't worry, i've kept all the Ranger identities a secret. but it's okay to trash the fuck out of Mick on here, right?
Levi: oh yeah, get revenge on your boss.
Redbot: the internet is the best.

* Mick: nothing to see here. just my dumb robot.
Redbot: keep it up, Mick. i know your last name isn't Kanic. that was just a play on the word mechanic. just wait till i get back to my blog.

* fan: hello there, Redbot! i'm dressed as Sherlock Holmes for some reason.

* Sherlock Holmes: i'm a big Hollywood director. Bob Lucas, nice to meet you. signature here and sign your life away. look, let's face it, after this show you were gonna be turned into scrap metal.

* Victor: DO NOT SIGN THAT!!! we won't sign without a rider. TWO WORDS: GREEN M&MS.
Monty: that's technically five words.

* Galvanax: you chumps are staring at a blog? that's not how to use the internet. i got the good stuff behind this paywall.
Cosmo: cat videos?
Galvanax: let's just say The Fappening has a Madame Odius page.

* Henrietta Pussycat: meow moew. i'm the villain this week. meow meow.

* Rangers: hey look, it's Mary! our biggest fan! hi, Mary.
Mary gives the Rangers the finger.

* Hayley: okay, Cody, stay here till the plot warrants. that's why the villain is a cat.
Cody: i better be getting paid more than you for this humiliation.

* Rangers: GET AWAY FROM THOSE BOOKS!!!
foot soldiers: what are books?

* Henrietta: once they touch these books, they'll freeze to death. what we're saying to kids is reading is a bad thing.

* dat ass (on that camerawoman)

* Redbot: whoa! i just realized this. i can't believe i'm saying this but Hayley actually has a phatter ass than Chrysti Ane!

* R.I.P. Adam West (no relation to Levi)

* Mary: oh yeah, that time there was that earthquake and all the screaming concertgoers and the stadium cracking in half. yeah, it's still too soon.

* Victor: i wonder what Pick Boy is doing now. besides those cringey Super Bowl spots. ah, U-Pick Live. i remember it like it was yesterday. Candace Bailey was still innocent back then...

* Mick: Redbot! how could you lie like this! who created you?
Redbot: Brian Williams.

* Redbot: your spell won't work on me! i'm a robot.
Henrietta: i'm a cat man. i win.

* Henrietta: i won't say how to defeat me.
*awkward pause*
Brody: you have to or there's no show. i certainly won't be figuring it out.

* Levi: LOOK!
Redbot: at Mary and the speeding locomotive barreling towards her silent-movie-style?
Levi: no, that beautiful old water tower. so West.

* Mary: you are a hero!
Redbot: bad news, kid. this is the one time we didn't use CGI. you're really high up in the clouds.
Mary screams.

* Sarah uses her fire sword.
Preston: hey, you can't use the fire sword. too soon.

* Calvin: don't do it. i like cats.

* Hayley: bite him on his ass, Kodiak!

* Henrietta: ew! Babar just sneezed on me! never meet your heroes.

* Galvanax: believe me, i'm doing you a favor. the more you stay online, the more antisocial you'll become. it's all a fantasy. your followers aren't your friends.

* Sherlock Holmes: i am shocked, SHOCKED! about the falsehoods and the gambling. recycling. i knew we'd squeeze in a positive message.

* Mary: if it wasn't for Redbot, i wouldn't be here.
Redbot: can you say dead on a kid's show?

* Redbot: i wrote this script. i can't wait to get back from Hollywood a huge success and rub it in all my doubters' faces. fuck you, Hayley.
Hayley says something.
Redbot: whoa. i never knew you had a New Zealand accent.

* Mick: *reading Redbot's blog* Mick Kanic is a furry... what? that's not true!
Redbot: you got the Lion-O hair and eyebrows tho.