Justice League Action "All Aboard the Space Train"

learned:

* femaleless episode, jus sayin

* i thought this was a repeat. Follow That Space Cab!

* SPACE SNAKE!!!

* note: this won't be about the crew

* Batman: thank the stars i can rub some of this yellow suntan lotion all over myself to keep breathing. my utility belt is amazing.

* Batman: Kanjar Ro..........................this story is gonna suck.
Kanjar Ro: it's a slow burn, there's a difference.

* Space Cabbie: i thought i was a one-off.
producers: you're our best character! you're new, nobody's heard of you, unlike some who burnt out aeons ago.
Batman: i can hear you.
Space Cabbie: you can't hear anything in the vacuum of space.

* Space Cabbie: it's a submarine sandwich, get it? hot meat, my kind of Saturday night. just me and my lonely robot.
robot: remember, we live in a post-Her world.
Space Cabbie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Subway, i finally get why they named it that.

* Cyborg: we'll quadruple your fare.
Space Cabbie: which means how much?
Cyborg: we won't kill you. i could shoot you on the spot.
Batman: nice.

* Space Cabbie: need to get away anyway. i was on a planet that looked remarkably like that Star Wars planet with the space snake.

* Space Cabbie: as you can see, i failed spy school. good thing they let me keep the grenades.

* Batman: okay Space Cabbie, i need you to do one more thing. hear me out, this isn't necrophilia...

* Space Cabbie: EXCALIBUR!!!
Jonah Hex: fool.
Space Cabbie: what?
Jonah Hex: i would think you of all people would be an otaku.

* Jonah Hex: don't mind me, pardner, my gums are in front of my teeth. there wasn't a lot of dental hygiene in the Old West.
Space Cabbie: i hate popsicles.
Jonah Hex: what's a popsicle? back in the day we had saloons and upstairs rooms.
Space Cabbie: don't worry, i can thaw him out.
Batman: grenade?
Space Cabbie: lighter. they legalized in Nevada finally.
Jonah Hex: now that makes sense.

* Jonah Hex: what are those?
Space Cabbie: the useless circles on the TARDIS.
Jonah Hex: vacuum?
Space Cabbie: the vacuum of space.
Space Cabbie: magnetic spacewalking boots...
Jonah Hex: you had me at bewts.
Jonah Hex: i know what these are. shooting irons.
Space Cabbie: what?
Jonah Hex: spill the beans.........................the cowboy beans...

* Batman: meetinghouse...
Cyborg: whore house?

* Jonah Hex: crevasse...
Space Cabbie: what?
Jonah Hex: he may be a bad man. but i'm badder.
Space Cabbie: worse.
Jonah Hex: what?

* Jonah Hex: tear to my eye. this brings me back to my saloon-shootout days.
Space Cabbie: except when you broke a window back then you didn't get sucked out into the vacuum of space.
Jonah Hex: what's a window?

* Space Cabbie: it's called mooning, i'll explain later.
Jonah Hex howls over an open campfire under a blanket of stars.

* Jonah Hex: ghosts. i hate ghosts. they used to roam the graveyards back in the day whistling Dixie. i am a ghost.
Space Cabbie: Space Ghost is pretty cool. we're under contract obligated to say that as long as we work for CN.

* Jonah Hex: He-Man Punch...
Kanjar Ro: not so fast. reach for the sky. that He-Man Punch is reserved for Apollo Gauntlet...

* Kanjar Ro: i got Megan Fox to kiss me once, she thought i was a turtle.
Jonah Hex: Mae West. i win.
Kanjar Ro agrees.

* Jonah Hex: ah, dinosaurs...
Batman: dinosaurs were never real. i'm a scientist.
Jonah Hex: sure they are. i seen 'em..............back in the day.........folk stopped lookin in the desert after they spotted the tumbleweed...

* Jonah Hex: thought i'd stay a piece, Lone Ranger.
Batman: why? Gotham is a modern city.
Jonah Hex: city life ain't for me, boy. look how the world's goin. better enjoy the environment while we all still can.
Space Cabbie: i would, but my cab exploded. destroyed by my robot. payback for not paying enough attention to him. my robot also ate my sub sandwich even though he doesn't need to eat.

* Jonah Hex: that there is the purdiest sunset i ever did see. ride 'em! adios, muchacho.
Batman: how did you figure out my secret Mexican heritage? btw, that's a sunrise. and the Tatooine twinstar.
Space Caddie: going out on top like Peyton Manning.
Batman: sports are stupid.