Justice League Action "Time Out"

learned:

* Wonder Woman: i can do my own makeup this shoot. a girl's gotta save money somehow. i'm paying for all the dates with Superman.

* H.I.V.E. Master: free will is a disease.
Wonder Woman: didn't hear you freely say that just then, you were too sick to speak.

* Wonder Woman: are all of our villains weird?
Batman: NO ONE is weirder than me.

* H.I.V.E. Master: Wonder Whelp...
Wonder Woman: you insult me with millennial cyberspeak? that really hurts. next time at least call me Wonder Witch and make me a respectable woman.

* Booster Gold: i'm so cool i wear shades when the sky is blackened. did that hydrant just disappear? i need to go to the bathroom, it's like a reverse Pavlovian response.

* Batman: trapping Guy Gardner in the elevator...
Booster Gold: oh, so that's why Green Lantern: The Animated Series was cancelled, nobody could find him. shame, brilliant show.

* Batman: you're the worst person who's ever lived! get off your phone!
Booster Gold: but i'm calling my mom crying about what you said.

* Batman: frozen doves in the air?
Booster Gold: PRINCE HAS RETURNED!!! you knew he would.

* the two see a frozen Wonder Woman.
Batman: don't get any ideas, she'll kick your ass.
Booster Gold: and he tells me to get off the internet. you're the one with the dirty mind.

* Batman: DON'T HURT THE GIANT BATS!!!

* Booster Gold: time fissures and epicenters and such. you'll have to rubber-band back there and forget how valiant i was. you're rubber, i'm glue...
Batman: I AM VENGEANCE. I AM THE NIGHT. I AM THE ROCK WHICH CRUSHES PAPER!!!
Booster Gold: man, were you ever a kid? who was free and played games? i mean before your parents' murder.

* Batman: what happened?
Booster Gold: we went through the stargate...
Batman: might be a trademark issue. check with S&P.

* Booster Gold: chronal nausea...
Batman: cat AIDS?
Booster Gold: buddy you really gotta get off those memes.
Booster Gold: *the flash* ah. Polaroid. never goes out of style.

* Batman: how long have you been doing this?
Booster Gold: that's private, dude.

* Batman: y'know, the Bat Cave was the first man cave.
Booster Gold: but does it have foosball?
Batman: it's got Nok Hockey and Carrom.
Booster Gold: you win. nostalgia bomb wins.

* Booster Gold: touch your nose with your tongue? what? that's what i learned at my youth center.

* Booster Gold: nobody ever sets out to be the rat guy. except maybe if your dad was an exterminator. i'm the rat guy of time. i'm John Goodman in Arachnophobia.
Batman: Spider-Man is Marvel, i was forbidden to see that film as a kid.
Booster Gold: i'm about to use my Michael Jackson voice and sing about Ben.

* Booster Gold: you're a big girl aintcha.
Chronovore: i'm not into labels.

* Batman: you look like Eustace Bagge.
Booster Gold: who?
Batman: millennials. you missed all the good cartoons we all saw as kids.

* Batman: i hope one day i'll figure out how badly i misjudged you and that you're really an okay guy.
Booster Gold: yeah, i don't see that ever really happening...so...therein lies the tragedy.

* Batman: *scolding* and one more thing...
Booster Gold: what?
Batman: you have beautiful eyes.

* Wonder Woman: sure you weren't too harsh on the kid?
Batman: he needs this.
Wonder Woman: where the fuck is my ten dollars?