Justice League Action "Mxy's Mix-Up"

learned:

* Planet of the Apes? no, it's just Planet Earth never meant to have Humans in it!

* Stargirl: i was told there'd be no homework. i am too busy chewing gum at the mall and getting said gum stuck in my ridiculously overhairsprayed hair.

* Batman: *fist* damn gorilla! i hate gorillas. no, not like that, i hate when gorillas are megalomaniacal.

* Batman: be like Jack Bauer.
Stargirl: who?
Superman: are you crying, Batman? that's the first time i've ever seen you cry.
Batman: *crying through his cowl* it's just...24 was cancelled...i don't know what to do with myself anymore...that was my favorite show...

* Superman: you gotta love your work. it has to feel like it isn't work.
Stargirl: how do you get that one hair curl on your head so perfect every time?
Superman: tons, and i mean tons of hairspray.

* Stargirl: the UN globalist scum...
Batman: sorry, i gave you the wrong files to study.

* Mister Mxyzptlk: i appeared cos this episode was going downhill into boredom...

* Batman: the dossier....................not the dossier with the pee stuff in it...

* Stargirl: i thought you were a typo.
Mxy: well it wasn't a typo, missy! it was just another example of your generation's stupid textspeak!
Stargirl: you're like a living, breathing emoji.

* Superman: with this porn stache maybe now Wonder Woman will finally notice me.

* Batman: whatever you do, don't slip on the banana peels! that's a classic gag!

* Mxy: i'm doing the body-switch thing cos why not. completely arbitrary. looked it up on tvtropes.org. the blender is teaching kids to eat a balanced breakfast full of banana smoothies.

* Stargirl: my bad.
Superman: no, you're good.

* Superman: think cold thoughts.
Stargirl: ice cream, a meat locker...
Superman: no like Vanilla Ice's ridiculous hair, the woodchipper from Fargo...

* Stargirl: why is everyone staring at me?
Superman: cos you're hot.
Gorilla Grodd: you just said Batman was hot.
Superman: finally we have a premise that will make Superman vs. Batman interesting.

* Stargirl: bring Firestorm.
Superman: why?
Stargirl: cos i want to fuck him i mean cos he's hot i mean cool.

* Firestorm: where does an 800-pound gorilla sit? on my face!

* WHEEL!...........OF!..........JEOPARDY!

* kiltedsystem, in case you are ever in a situation where you have to get rid of Mxy. life was better back then, when men wore kilts without underwear.

* every episode ends with the bad guys being loaded up single-file into the police van.

* Superman: why did you really want to summon Firestorm?
Stargirl: frankly, i kinda wanted to meet him.
Superman: me, too.