Doctor Who "The Zygon Inversion" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Clara: my calculator says BOOBIES. really, guys? i thought we were serious scifi.
Moffat tries to restrain his guffaw with his hand but can't.

* Clara: i can't brush my teeth, the toothpaste is black.
Gayle from Bob's Burgers: i got addicted to the black stuff.

* Bonnie: from now on you shall address me as Sexy Clara.
Clara: that's not cool. who am i?
Bonnie: i see what you did there. you are Dead Clara, uh i mean Clara And Danny Forever <3 Clara.
Osgood: who am i? neither all human nor all Zygon...
Bonnie: but all Companion. please reconsider.

* Bonnie: you can't lie to me, i can tell, our heartbeats are linked. what is the code?
Clara: should've just linked our brains...

* Kate: i was me the whole time, not a Zygon.
the Doctor: finally we get some good acting out of you!

* the Doctor: look it's quite simple. ready? here goes: war, what is it good for?
dead silence for ten minutes.
the Doctor: damn, i thought that would be good enough. i'm gonna have to earn my paycheck tonight, huh? alright, get ready for my magnificent ten-minute monologue...

* the Doctor: two boxes, impossible buttons, changing feelings, the same muddled outcome, uncertain future, the uselessness of war.
Bonnie: i understand but i still don't care.
the Doctor: if one of the boxes were a jack-in-the-box would that have changed things?
Bonnie: yes, i'm terrified of clowns. i would have surrendered.
the Doctor: damn it, O for 2.

* the Doctor: i'm a fan. i like your face.
Osgood: what are you implying, Doctor?
the Doctor: you're too competent to be a Companion. i'm gonna regenerate into you. you're gonna be the first Female Doctor! don't worry, we'll do some script doctoring to explain away how you were on the show before as a different character.