The Haunting Hour "My Old House" Episode Discussion

learned:

* mother: we need to move, we don't have the money.
daughter: what if i told you i could get the money? all i ask is you can't ask me what i did to get the money, deal?
mother: deal.

* mother: LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY, HEED THIS VOICE: GET USED TO THIS NEW HOUSE!!!
daughter: WHY?!!
mother: COS I'M NICOLE OLIVER, THE BEST ANIME VOICE ON THE PLANET!!!

* father: i'd feel better if i drove you to school on your first day.
daughter: i can walk, i'll be okay, dad, i know the way, i know how to get in the school, all i ask is you can't call the school to make sure i've made it, deal?
father: deal.

* House: come back...
daughter: House, is that you? i've never heard you speak to me before. sounds legit, i'm coming right over...

* daughter: this is wild. you make a fireplace for me, you blink once for yes and twice for no, you open doors for me like a gentleman, i don't need parents anymore. House, do pigs fly?
House blinks once.
daughter: do Houses communicate?
House blinks twice.

* daughter: i have to go now, House, i've had a revelation. we can still be friends, right?
House blinks twice.
daughter: more than friends?
House blinks once.
daughter: oh, well, maybe when we both get older.

* new-family daughter: mom, dad, get up here to my new room, there's something you have to see! there's a face on the wall!
new-family mom: no, honey, that's just the vent and two lights looking like a mouth and two eyes.
on the wall is a bust of the face of Dr. Gregory House.