Law & Order SVU "Producer's Backend" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Tensley Evans: officer, can i hold your baton?
Amaro hands Tensley his baton.

* Carisi: so, you were *air quotes* helping Tensley, right? yeah right!
counselor: nothing untoward happened. there are cameras everywhere.
Carisi: oh, so there are *air quotes* cameras everywhere, huh? yeah right!
Rollins: thank you, Carisi, i'll take it from here. why are you so belligerent towards him?
Carisi: sorry, flashbacks to when a hippie stole my lunch. also to when i did a report on 1984 that i thought was pretty good, but the teacher thought it lacked any intellectual insight and she flunked me down a grade.

* Liv: hey IAB, take a look at this video of Amaro's arrest of Tensley. it's by the book, you could use this as a training video at the academy.
IAB: no we couldn't, too distracting, there would be so much drooling going on from both the men and the women..

* boy: Dad, i don't want to talk about this in front of you, it's embarrassing! besides, i liked it.
dad: i understand, son, no need to be ashamed. but i think this is a good time for you to give me your twitter password.
boy: why?
dad: because nothing good ever comes from discussing anything on twitter. twitter is existentially bad.

* Amaro: so what did you see at the party?
actor dude: balloons...Tensley's balloons...

* Carisi: remember when that girl died at the party?
actor dude: not cool, brah, i thought you were here for an autograph.

* Roman Polanski: do you know who i am?
Liv: no.
Roman Polanski: that hurts more than all of these sex charges.

* special shout-out to the woman who played the waitress victim up in Canada, great natural performance, a heartfelt crying scene.