Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel "Caught Red Handed"

learned:

* last time:
Chip Lynne: it's actually been Chip Lynn you know. all this time.
me: *checking all my reviews* NO IT HASN'T!!!
Chip on the phone: hello, Outrageous Fortune? got any extras on set now that we can use? are they free on a couple of Saturdays?
Roz Turnbull: i'm free again.
Chip checking her imdb: i cannot believe you're a seasoned Australian actress and have never been nude.

* Sarah: you know Preston, we are the fanship of record. the fans really want us to get together.
Preston starts to growl and move funny in his pants.
Sarah: oh come on man! don't do that in front of me! go to the bathroom to do that!

* okay i give, this is actually a pretty clever title for these particular proceedings.

* Principal Hastings: i'm the Principal, why do i have to teach a class?
Monty: i don't have a last name.
Hastings: this was my grandmother's compass. she needed a lot of help to get around.

* did i go to the wrong school? what high school has camping trips? camping trips are for 8th Grade. what high school has the budget for camping trips?.........................yes it seems i went to the wrong school........

* Victor Vincent: and the Dread Rhino's name is Bebop.................or Rocksteady i always mix up the two.

* Victor: this is my snare blaster. i stole it off the porn set. i've always wanted to trap you in my net of love, Principal Hastings. like a wriggling squirmly sexy little mermaid.

* Hastings: HOW DID THE COMPASS GET IN YOUR SACK?
Brody: i stole it, bitch.
Hastings: EXCUSE ME!!?
Brody: i'm sorry. i stole it, Principal Bitch.
Hastings: that was some good acting, Brody.

* Sarah: i am the queen of pitching tents.

* monster rolls the dice.
Rangers: what the fuck is that?
Chip: it was supposed to be a more menacing die. like a giant D&D many-sided die made of ancient stone. but with our budget i could only get this inflatable beachball die. the costume department told me via text, no dice

* Brody: you know, Victor & Monty, that's where all the school bathroom pipes are.
Monty: i need a toke, this has been a LOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGG season.

* Mick: we need you, Brody.
Brody: i got detention. i have to stay here.
Mick: okay.

* Victor and Monty land in a net on top of Hastings's homemade hut.
Hastings: karma's the real bitch.

* Hastings: what's the meaning of this video? is this me naked going to the bathroom in my private Principal sink the night i got drunk at the PTA?
Victor: it's not what you think, Principal, that is footage from the porn set that convenes here every night after we go home. i'm not a part of that.

* Hastings: magnify. this video clears your name. i'm sorry.
Brody: you sullied my name, you miserable bitch...
Hastings: no more acting, Brody.
Brody: sorry.
Hastings: here's my grandmother's compass. you can have it. i want you to keep it.
Brody: sure?
Hastings: i hated my grandmother.
Victor: Amanda, what say you leave us out of detention and i erase that nude leverage i have over you.
Monty: i deleted it.
Victor: sorry, Principal Hastings. my character was not always the lovable goofball you see today. Chip originally designed me to be a scary blackmail bully.

* Hastings: wait, how did the net magically form into a finger and push the compass into Brody's sack?
Mick: science. R.I.P. Principal Stephen Hawking.

* Madame Odius: alright alright alright is the nondescript monster o' the week vanquished yet can we move on to the real action? i'm getting my own zord, ladies!
Badonna: can i ride shotgun?
Odius: the fuck you say. gimme that!
Venoma: hey! why'd you pinch me?
Odius: not only weren't you wearing green, you wore orange today!
Venoma: i can't help how my armor is.
Badonna: we're evil but give it up for girl power!

* Rangers: all of our ninja stars are out of juice.
Brody: i got this compass i can throw...

* Brody: Show's Over, Ninjas Win!
Levi: nah, bro

* Odius: hey what happened to all the juice?
Venoma: Principal Hastings is a real gusher, i've seen her on the porn set at night.
Badonna: *finger pointed up* and now we wait! for night! to collect the juice!

* Victor: we're gonna become the Gold and Silver Rangers aren't we.
Monty: i'll finally get a last name.