Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel "Outfoxed"

notes:

* i know, i know, i should have waited till the NEXT series to do these reviews! THAT's gonna be the mondo special supersized totally awesome series full of deep writing and character study, right? oh well.

* Finally is right

* Madame Odius: and how are my little fox monsters doing today?
Odius's various minions of both sexes: WE LOVE YOU, MAMA FOX MONSTER!!!

* Odius: why doesn't my Foxatron work?
minions: cos it was made by Fox.

* Brody: failure is not an option.
Sarah: wow, man, you almost sounded like a leader just then.
Brody: it's gonna be epic.
Sarah: please stop saying the word epic.

* Sarah: so, did everyone else's ass get phatter over the summer?

* Sandy: hi there, i'm Sandy *shake* nice to meet you. i'm gonna be your love interest the rest of the season. designed solely to make Sarah jealous.
Preston: as in Cheeks?
Victor Vincent: we'll take it from here, nerd. so, Sandy, wanna see my dick? i mean my grades this summer? i can help sex you i mean science you. high school is for experimenting.
Monty: i just tag along in case you're up for a Devil's Threesome.

* Redbot: why so glum, Mick? (you're not my chum)
Mick Kanic: my mom wants me to get a job. hi, Rangers! long time no see! your new stars are frozen in adamantium or something. i have no idea. we need to pray for a Sign From Above.
mysterious monks appear. with daggers. and cloaks.

* monks: don't mind us, we're early.

* at the science experiment:
Redbot: why so glum, Victor?
Victor: the company made me cancel my twitter. oh, there's Pres. hey Preston! hey nerd! go back to your D&D and leave the science for real men! real men like us and Elon Musk!
Preston: um, you're not supposed to mix those two colors together, unless you want to make that clear slime that came out of all those He-Man toys in the '80s.
Preston: hey Sandy, sorry for brushing you off like that, i know how it feels.
Sandy: *blushing* you're obviously the popular jock of the school.
Preston: oh so you saw that rich Asian movie, huh. wanna kiss?
Sandy: my mom told me not to kiss outside my tribe.

* teacher: hey Rangers! help me find my wedding ring i dropped in this sewer! i am so heartbroken.
Calvin: cos you lost a family heirloom that belonged to your mother?
teacher: no cos my mother is marrying my husband.
Calvin: alright, we'll help. Hayley, please lift the grate with your man-hands.
Hayley: this sewer is here obviously to remind us. gonna watch the new TMNT series, babe? it's a cartoon this time.
Calvin: no. it's just...too much.

* Monty: boss, now that our hairs are stuck together, it's high time you treated me with some respect. R.I.P. Aretha. admit that my hair was always cooler than yours.

* Sarah: i'll be there in a jiff, guys, i just have to dump a cup of Baja Blast inbetween Monty and Victor's heads. like i do at my porn shoots.
Sarah: *pouring* ...steady...steady...
Monty and Victor: IT BURNS IT BURNS
Sarah: now you know how i feel afterhours at this place. getting all manner of liquid tossed on my face.

* Levi: this whole thing feels like a dream...it's like i don't even exist...

* during the battle:
Odius: NO FAIR! those pandas are too cute! hey, no one on this show ever highlights when the BAD GUYS get a new Zord!
me: wait, what? what is that? what is that supposed to mean? one of the monks rolled up his sleeve and flashed a can of gray soda on his forearm. what is that? what was that supposed to signify? anyone? please tell me, it's been so long i forgot everything.

* monks: so we came here to remind you that this Tuesday is Tommy Tuesday i mean Taco Tuesday...

* Calvin: we learned a valuable lesson today. we Rangers are better as normal citizens. cos without those monks we'd all be dead.

* Preston: wanna pool?
Sandy: sure. let me get my bikini.

* Victor: laugh if you must, fellow citizens of our beloved institution of school. but Monty and i suffer from a real condition. we highlight a real pressing serious problem that affects both young men and women of our age: male pattern baldness. this topic will be discussed in the next episode, the whole episode will be about this, Madame Odius will have it. it'll be like a real-life version of that Rugrats episode with the dads and grandpas, we're trying to get Nickelodeon back to its hallowed Peanuts roots.