SNL Scarlett Johansson / Wiz Khalifa Episode Discussion

first, some housekeeping:

* after this weekend i really miss Mike Tyson...in the ring anyway, and in classic video games, and on awesome 11-minute adult swim shows.

* Romain Dauriac: from all of us here and around the world, we salute you, sir.

learned:

* i'm about to be wilding...but there are only two more left. will i survive? stay tuned.

* cold open: more exciting than the actual fight, less exciting than the Kentucky Derby. i would pay for the SNL version of the fight. no i wouldn't. i would never pay for boxing, that's insane.

* monologue: MILF: Mother who's been In a Lot of Films. but what kind of films? is the question.

* Marvel knows girls. do you see all those nerds flooding all those Marvel cons all the time? well they all had to have come from somewhere.

* Bruce Jenner.

* Virgin Flight: there is no such thing as malfunctioning babe robots.

* Wiz Khalifa: i love that dude's high angelic voice. no, the other dude, not Wiz Khalifa. i love Wiz Khalifa, Wiz Khalifa is a tall, skinny dude like me. Wiz Khalifa is the happiest rapper i've ever seen.

* Orioles game: sad though it was, i have to say the first-ever empty-stadium MLB game was a historic sight to behold and it got to me. it was weird and haunting and you could hear a pin drop Anubis-style. and i kinda want to keep it this way, let's have all the games like this from now on, it's the only way i'll ever be interested in boring-as-the-dirt-they-play-on baseball ever again. except of course when my Giants win a tense, thrilling last game of the World Series and stuff.

* Blazer: what would happen to Jack Bauer in real life. if he were racist.

* goodnights: damn girl, come on ScarJo, spoilers! i'm glad i didn't pay for the fight and just followed it on Skip Bayless's twitter...so Manny won, right?