* this is weird. the father god bless 'im was struggling with the acting. but here's the thing, if he were more polished it might have been less believable. the fact that he was jerky and all over the place trying to generate different emotions is what a real dad in a real situation like this would evince, if he were a real dad in the world, not an actor. so he went the back end, but he might have pulled off a more believable performance...by being bad. is this what acting really is? this is blowing my mind.
* IAB greaseball: do i need a reason to pop in here?
Liv: yes you do you greaseball.
IAB greaseball: wanna fuck?
Liv: no.
IAB greaseball: aight just checkin'.
* mother: i don't know anything! i lose everything!
Rollins: that's very zen. i'm gonna use that the next time i gamble.
* yoga babe: are you here for some hot yoga?
Carisi: oh yeah! i mean, no, for a phone.
yoga babe: want me to put my number in it?
Carisi: i'm at work, miss, at work. whoa, who are all those big-breasted babes in there?
yoga babe: that's the hot yoga class! wanna join us?
Carisi: i love being the awkward comic relief in this deathly serious show.
* suspect: i don't speak English!
Ice-T: gotcha!
* Liv: Owen, you are such a precocious little boy, the audience is falling in love with you! how did you get caught up in this mess?
Owen: no friggin' clue, i just wanted to go to Sesame Street. it's around here, right? New York?
* babysitter: what's the deal? why are you harassing me? i'm just the babysitter.
Liv: have you seen my babysitter? babysitters and i don't mix.
* Liv: Owen, did you ever see your dad looking at naughty pictures on the ipad?
Owen: yeah, he was looking at ponies.
* mother: i swear, i didn't want this for you. here's my wire.
father: thought for a second you were gonna show me your...does this mean you want us to get back together and be a family for Owen?
mother: yes...or no...what were we talking about again?...i forgot...i don't know, i lost it...
* Ice-T: i'm not taking a test to get a promotion. fuck school!
Carisi looks at Amaro.
Carisi: what was that look just now, Amaro? are you thinking you want to be a sarge?
Amaro: i want to, yes, i want to take the test Ice-T just gave up, but i looked at the preview for next week and i'm shot dead. i'm out. hey guys, enjoy the rest of this sinking-ship show.
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