Justice League Action "Booster's Gold"

learned:

* this really should have been called "Jurassic Park". or at least "Land of the Lost".

* Green Arrow: i'm lost, Batman.
Batman: we all are.
Green Arrow: i've been feeling unfocused lately.
Batman: yeah sorry i fucked Black Canary.

* Batman: that stupid dilettante who traveled back from the 25th century expressly to make money is not a hero...except that one episode when he was, i remember that episode.

* Green Arrow: need a spot to set down. BINGO! the Matterhorn from Disneyland! and my parents told me there was no magic in this world.

* Green Arrow: a living fossil...
Batman: i heard that!

* Green Arrow: so do chickens really come from you guys?
pterosaur: God created me.
Green Arrow: what came first, the chicken or the egg?
pterosaur: the chicken, obviously.

* Batman: Batman doesn't get jealous......Batman is jealous of only one thing......how Christian Bale is able to get away with outrageous statements cos he's cool.

* Green Arrow: well, Baloo isn't gonna like the destruction of his ship-plane.

* Green Arrow: hello? Canary?
Black Canary: yes?
Green Arrow: my slump is officially over. i found a slumpbuster in the wild. i fucked Jane. i found out i was Tarzan.

* Green Arrow: the impact to our modern ecosystem would be catastrophic.................-ally good ever since we pulled out of the Paris Accords.

* Booster Gold: 8%.
Green Arrow: bigger?

* Booster Gold: in the future, attention spans are really short.
Green Arrow: how short?
Booster Gold: what?

* Green Arrow: the dinos are eating Main Street, Booster!
Booster Gold: meh. that was always my least-favorite Disneyland land.

* Booster Gold: bad news, the dinosaur ate a wormhole. good news, the dinosaur will never go hungry again, continuous stream of eternal food.

* Green Arrow: *pointing* Mac and Me!
Booster Gold: y'know that movie was really ahead of its time. name me any other movie or tv show now or in the past in which the main protagonist was in a wheelchair.
Green Arrow: Professor Xavier?
Booster Gold: copyright.

* Green Arrow: where are we? i mean when are we?
Booster Gold: *pointing up* the world of Space Precinct!

* Green Arrow: you still have those bulky rectangular tv screens in the future? disappointing.
Booster Gold: yes but they double as a popcorn-maker. check out the back-compartment, that's not for batteries.

* Booster Gold: Green Arrow's too long a name.
Green Arrow: Green?
Booster Gold: i was thinking Blue Buffalo. what i should have fed the dinosaurs.

* Green Arrow: what movie are you watching?
Booster Gold: copyright. in the future Disney has a patent-pending on the universe.

* Green Arrow: do we have the right to negate a flourishing utopia?
Booster Gold: *turns off the power* what was that, buddy?
Green Arrow: nevermind.
Booster Gold: now you know how God feels. i can do better shadow puppets than him!