Saturday, August 19, 2017

Justice League Action "Booray for Bizarro"

learned:

* is it booray or boo-ray? or bourre the card game? or bourree the dance? whatever it is, make it blu-ray.

* Batman: PARIS CAN WAIT!!!

* Wonder Woman: the pyramids are a myth. everything's a myth. it's all just Las Vegas.

* The Flash: it's that easy, huh? y'know i can slow down in bed.

* Wonder Woman: miniature golf doesn't improve putting, it increases knowledge of geography.

* Amazo: i am Amazo. i wear green pasties on my pecs.

* Batman: isn't there a con you're missing?
Amazo: hey, these are my real ears! well i am a conman. the brilliant Professor Ivo may he rest in peace...
Batman: what happened to him?
Amazo: his comic book was discontinued after the rise in popularity of Space Cabbie.

* Amazo: what's Wonder Woman's number?

* Wonder Woman: you shouldn't have..............existed.
Bizarro: french fries best breath strips.
Wonder Woman: gotta go, big fella. trouble at the Watchtower.
Bizarro: Jimi Hendrix was a genius.

* Amazo: humor? now i know something's up, you never tell jokes.
Batman: that wasn't a joke. i never tell jokes. i'm serious all the time. it comes across as dry wit. you could tell i was bluffing. i would never play poker. i play bourre. poker is for chumps.

* Space Cabbie: mind your shoes, i'm gonna hurl.
Space Cabbie vomits on his own shoes.
Space Cabbie: never again, grilled-cheese dipped in cake, never again.

* Amazo: i must capture your mind as well, cos it's so fascinating.
Bizarro: i'm actually really smart. no one ever gave me a chance. no one ever got to know me.

* Superman: there's a code but you'll never solve it.
Space Cabbie: i'll get Jonathan Kington.

* Bizarro: me use ice vision to make ice cream cones..........even tho me don't have to eat.

* Space Cabbie: what a peashooter!..............uh oh, thinking about peas.....gonna hurl again...

* Bizarro: i am handsome. the goths online tell me so.

* Bizarro: you watch anime?
Space Cabbie: yes but i don't like to admit it out loud.
Bizarro: i'm really getting into DBZ Kai again. i can really relate to Fat Buu.

* Superman: have anything to tell me?
Wonder Woman: okay i fucked Bizarro but just once. call it a test-run.

* Bizarro: i can't stay still.
Batman: then i'm sorry, you're out of the League.
Bizarro: no i literally cannot keep still, i have a condition.
Martian Manhunter hands Bizarro a fidget spinner.
Martian Manhunter: here, son. the modern world is a scary place.












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