Justice League Action "Best Day Ever"

learned:

* Best Episode Ever? too early to tell, like the hurricane or my poor aching stretched-out bad back.

* filler episode........sorry no i mean what's it called when the entire cast of characters is featured? full episode

* security guard: what are you doing here, Flash?
the Flash: well mall cop, i get bored easily. i do everything in a flash. i've already lived my life and know how i'm gonna die.

* Joker: SELFIE!!!
Flash: make sure to tag me. if you don't i'll know you're a bad guy.

* Lex Luthor: Karen? are you Power Girl?
Karen: girl power fuck yeah!!!

* Lex Luthor: don't worry, i'd never actually use the bomb. i built it with a countdown clock of deactivation, watch the end of the episode.

* Joker: not laughing gas, this party horn's just old and dusty.

* Joker: kiss me.
Lex: no.
Joker: hug me.
Lex: okay.

* Joker: Mother Box.
Lex: speaking of, you interrupted prison movie night. we were watching Monster in a Box.

* Joker: the rubber ducky is a coincidence. not competing with DuckTales on another network.
Lex: Paradise Island?
Wonder Woman: yeah you're up for a sequel? that was by far our most popular episode.
Lex: lunatic.
Joker: i do enjoy the moon. i danced naked during the Eclipse.

* Joker: what are the two sweetest words in the English language?
Lex: vamanos, vato.

* Superman: hey you guys wanna go bowling?
Flash: it could make for an interesting episode.
Batman: we need a comic-relief episode, this season's been dark.
Superman: i'll see if Sportsmaster is busy.
Wonder Woman: and of course Space Cabbie.

* cat: i would never work for the Man like that. i just don't give a fuck.

* Wonder Woman: you guys and your dogs. it's kinda adorable.
Flash: i'm a dog in bed.
Wonder Woman: you calling me a bitch?

* Joker: it's just NASCAR. no one cares.

* Lex: i am especially taken with the piece of Conan O'Brien's large head.
Joker: what piece will you be taking this afternoon?
Lex: hey don't defile that classic!
Joker: what? it's Edvard Munch's birthday.

* Joker: Lex?
Lex: Earl Grey, hot.
Joker: toys?
pimply-faced teenager: space rocket or sunshine unicorn.
Joker: no i meant how many toys must we sell to keep this show on the air?
pimply-faced teenager: want a Unicorn Frappuccino?
Joker: fuck that sour swill.

* Joker: you a birdwatcher?
Lex: Wonder Woman's a babe, Zatanna's a babe...

* Lex: old tub?
Joker: i don't do bath bombs.

* Superman: can i have your war suit when you're done with it?

* Batman: you have a hot upper back, Diana.
Wonder Woman: what?

* Joker: where'd you get the Kryptonite?
Lex: the U.S. Government. it was in a bag. the nuclear football was left on the street by a yuge tower.

* Joker: i'm the top! *maniacal cackling*
Lex: KAREN, PLEASE!!! before you go and leave me with this madman forever! one devil's threesome!

* the entire cast lock shoulders and sing "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed.

* my butt hurts. it's not even noon and i'm already on my Coke. this is not good.