Law & Order SVU "Girls Disappeared" Episode Discussion

learned:

* do i have to keep doing this?

* no, really, i mean what's the point? what's the point of this show continuing?

* Carisi: i'm the new kid on the block, you can tell from my heavy heavy New York accent.
Liv: i wanted an empath.
Carisi: i fucked Counselor Troi once, does that count?
Liv: why have you been fired 4 times?
Carisi: they were all jealous Star Trek nerds. and they couldn't understand me what with my heavy heavy New York accent.

* Carisi: listen, baby, you're a whore! we're trying to save your life here! it's either life---us---or death--- going back to your organizaton. it seems pretty black and white. choose. choose now!
girl: that's racist. i'm not a whore. i mean i am, but...
Liv: Carisi, what the fuck was that in there?
Carisi: don't worry, boss, i got this, i have a degree in psychology i printed up from the internet.

* Liv: where's my baby?
babysitter: i thought we'd get some fresh air outside. we're outside.
Liv: outside? are you crazy? from now on, my kid is to stay inside, playing video games forever.

* Amaro: so, we got a deal?
thug: sure, sure.
Amaro: let me have your pizza slice there to seal the deal........ew! this tastes like shit! did you spike this, you traitor?!
thug: no, it's just New York pizza, it tastes like cardboard.

* Liv: hey Carisi, back there when you were pretending to solicit the prostitute, you were scarily realistic wanting the rough sex.
Carisi: i wasn't acting back there, boss.
Liv: first thing when we get back, you're fired. and i'm placing a call to Counselor Troi.