learned:
* do I have to keep doing these?
* no, seriously, I mean if I got paid that'd be one thing...AV Club TV Club, call me.
* Chris Pratt, Chris Pratt, whatcha think about that?
* Anna Faris lets us into their bedroom.
* Ariana Grande was not doing She-Ra, she was doing Cat Valentine. I can't hate on her second song, though, that groovy beat was grooving.
* MORE LESLIE JONES!
* I'd go down on a guy for eternal life in Heaven. (it's the reverse of selling your soul to Satan.)
* I usually think adding raunchy sex to something makes it better, but the He-Man skit and video-game-tester skit have proven me wrong.
* if Marvel owned Star Wars: Darth Hulk, Tony Stark rejects the Force cos he only believes in science, and Leia ditches the slave-girl bra for a more empowering tight black leather catsuit from Black Widow.
* no, no, no, Cecily Strong as the one and only Weekend Update anchor. replace Kenan with Che, and have Jost be the Cute Guy At The Party Who's Just There. that wasn't difficult, was it?
* goodnight, Magical Unique Voice Never To Be Duplicated Again.
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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