Degrassi "Barely Breathing" Episode Discussion

learned:

* "Dallas, i'm coming in, i'm pulling back the drape...three questions before i unshield my eyes: threesome? orgy? can i join?"

* they were obviously pulling their slaps during the bitch-fight...

* see? i keep telling you: real, inescapable pain produces the best guitar-driven songs.

*  ---"you have to promise, no more alcohol?"
    ---"i swear, no more getting drunk...but i will get drunk...on life..."
    ---"you mean more babes without names?"
    ---"you know it!"
    *brofist*

* ---"you have to turn the other cheek."
   ---"but Mom, a creep grabbed my ass at school today!"
   ---"then you have to turn the other...ass cheek...wait, that can't be right...........there will never be another Jesus, huh, honey?"
   ---"no, Mom, that's the point..."

* okay, the Leo thing: now we all know how this sad tale will end, Alli will give Leo an umpteenth chance, Leo will let her down again, he'll hit her again or worse, and the lesson will be learned the hard way. that's fine, but predictable. how about, writers, how about after all this drama, this time, this very moment in time, for the next few episodes, you have Leo go to therapy and actually really come out of it a recovered and healthy person. he actually, *gasp*, doesn't hit Alli anymore. it's a tale of redemption rather than tragedy. i know, i know, ratings and everything...