Justice League Action "Party Animal"

learned:

* there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, better than new Christmas cartoons!

* Lois Lane was on assignment at the Teen Titans' 200th

* reporter: you look Japanese.
Keely Miller: just goth. we're getting younger and younger.

* git along, little grundy

* Jim Carrey was originally slated for Plastic Man. the eyes were the best they could do.

* Plastic Man: shoot an arrow at my tongue! get it loose!

* a covered-up Commissioner Gordon enjoying the holiday ice rink with his male lover

* Green Arrow: come on, Plas, my Christmas party. remember?
Plastic Man: right. and that is..........?
Green Arrow: 7:30.
Plastic Man: no, where do you live? i'll put your address on my blog for quick access for the others.

* when did pizza become prison food?

* Plastic Man: think about it...............buying a bag of ice.............is a completely useless thing to do.

* Green Arrow: it's pronounced cro-KET-a.
Wonder Woman: what's inside me?
Green Arrow: what? oh uh, gumbo, yeah gumbo.
Flash: wait you're supposed to bake the biscuit dough in pigs in a blanket? i always ate it raw.

* Constantine: hey is that guy who's like a living snowman at this party? not sure if he's a hero or villain.

* Green Arrow: shooters...
Constantine shoots Green Arrow.

* Red Tornado: you're standing under the mistletoe, Green Arrow...i'm here...

* Zatanna: hey what's in these mugs?
Wonder Woman: you're right. attention ladies, don't drink the drinks here.

* Green Arrow: shoulda went with the bat-signal crudité.

* Zatanna: every year, Batman grinches it up in his cave.
Flash: cos he's an atheist?
Wonder Woman: worse. Batman thinks he is God.

* Batman: where'd you get that pretty pink bow? doing some last-minute gift wrapping.

* Superman: jelly beans. socks. put the jelly beans in the sock for a nice makeshift cudgel...

* Plastic Man: Grundy is hopped up on tranquilizers...
Wonder Woman: see?

* Raven: and why wasn't i invited?
Green Arrow: it's 'Twas the Night, not the Poe poem.

* Plastic Man: Zatanna's figgy pudding? had it last year. made me pregnant.
Zatanna: oh, now i see why i was sidelined all last year.

* Plastic Man: look on the tv, Grundy. what Cartoon Network used to be!

* Superman: what's with this tiny toy bear?
Stargirl: i finally fucked Firestorm.
Wonder Woman: watch. you'll see. it's the red herring which brings the story together.

* Grundy: Grundy not mindless animal. Grundy remembers. thus Grundy has a mind.

* Green Arrow: Holy Hannah........Barbera

* Green Arrow: damn. i wish Batman was riding me like that.

* Batman: are you insane?!
Green Arrow: you're the one who taught me i could be a superhero without powers, now that is insane.

* Grundy: Grundy sorry for scaring you.............Grundy have to be careful not to copy Apple Frankenstein commercial too much.

* Zatanna: i'm cold.
Plastic Man: i'd offer you my coat but i got no coat. look how i'm dressed. want me to coil myself around you like a snake? i mean like Christmas wrapping paper?

* Green Arrow: what's so special about the S.T.A.R. Labs Christmas party?
animators: didn't have to animate it.