Justice League Action "System Error"

learned:

* Booster Gold: you look terrible, Bats.
Batman: i was drinking. my parents were murdered in cold blood you know.

* Superman: you didn't hear? Harley and Zod are dating.
Batman: what is this, high school?

* Wonder Woman: the villains keep appearing in weird combinations.
Batman: that's called the writers are bored and have run out of ideas.

* Batman: can you time-jump us out of here?
Booster: no can do. these HP updates take FOREVER to load.

* Booster: so i'm guessing you're just gonna leave me hanging?
Batman: Batman hangs with nooooooooooooo-body.

* Booster: Cyborg's out cold! what's his blood type?
Batman: HP updates.

* Batman: this is not good. Cyborg is fully human...

* Batman: hit me!
Wonder Woman wallops him.
Wonder Woman: that's for Catwoman!
Batman: ow, that hurt! that wasn't just for Catwoman.
Wonder Woman: you're right, that was for Batgirl!

* Batman: i'm a robot. everyone remove your faces and calmly admit that everything you thought about yourself up till now is a lie. without crisis. do it in my steady, unfazed voice.

* Superman: why are we here? who made us?
Batman: that is the burning existential question of our time, my friend. do you believe in God?
Superman: yes i believe in Zod. we kneel before Him everyday.

* Booster: they can be robots and still kill us with their lasers...

* Booster: performance issues?
Cyborg: i fucked a bitch last night.
Booster: hey man, respec womans.
Cyborg: the bitch in this case was you.

* Booster: where are we going?
Batman: you guys are nailing it today with the existential questions.

* Booster: whoa, the screen is all red plaid.
Wonder Woman: like Christmas ribbon.
Booster: i was thinking more like a grunge woolen shirt. *devil-horns hand gesture* rock on! Nirvana forever!

* Darkseid: WHOA! Parademon! i never knew you could talk! i thought you just grunted. i've been so busy i've never sat down and actually heard your voice before.

* Superman: is it just me or is that Big Belly Burger mascot familiar?
Booster: maybe. but it was phased out after the '90s. everything good was phased out after the '90s.
Cyborg: that Big Belly Burger sure looks good. i missed breakfast.
Booster: you eat?

* Lab Rats. miss that show. i could have done episode reviews here of that show...

* Booster: time-out...
Batman: what is that hand gesture? i don't do sports.
Booster: we have a steady gig here. of meaningless robot lives.

* Wonder Woman: are you serious, Booster?!! why am i attracted to you all of a sudden?
Booster: is it really up to us?
Batman: what is deep down in your soul, Booster?
Booster: porn. but in my defense, i am a computer.

* Batman: don't worry, they're just robots, they can't harm you.

* Superman: *blows wind* sorry. i tried to slow them down, but i killed them accidentally.

* Booster: forgot Parademons can fly

* Darkseid: you like my butt?

* Darkseid: don't you just love glitches in video games?

* Cyborg: cheaters never prosper.
Darkseid: then why is Lex Luthor President?

* Booster: so we're gonna die. and there's nothing we can do about it.
Batman high-fives Booster.
Batman: existential as fuck. btw, i've never high-fived anyone before.

* Kevin Conroy: it's Batman!
Cyborg: that sounds so weird coming out of your mouth.
Kevin Conroy: i just said that previous line in Cyborg's voice...

* Wonder Woman to Robo-Wonder Woman: i'm prettier than you.

* Booster: i do not sound like that!
Kevin Conroy: you're right. I sound like that.