* Liv: Jimmy Mac? he owes me a drink.
the squad all cheer: yeah! Alec Baldwin's back! the world is brighter when Alec Baldwin shows up for things.
Liv: no, Alec Baldwin's not gonna show up, we're just referencing him.
the squad: boo!
Liv: he can't travel anymore, banned from all flights. poor thing just sits around all day in his New York studio apartment "practicing yoga" with his hot wife and expanding his vocabulary With Friends. he knows more Words than exist. also, he's on his cell constantly furiously trying to get his MSNBC show back. Friday nights: money slot.
* Fin: i hate dentists.
Carisi: but you have so many gold teeth.
* Carisi: mute the witch!
Liv: excuse me?
* Amaro: after all this, i'm more careful. had to get a root canal, was planning to go under and be gassed out the entire procedure, but i'd rather be aware and take the pain of throbbing teeth than any other thing the dentist was planning to do to me while i slept.
* Uncle Dentist: you can't be pregnant, i had a vasectomy before i raped you.
Rollins: got him finally!
Carisi: yep, the greatest fear of any man isn't war, sterility, or insanity then homelessness. it's that manila folder Maury Povich holds in his hand...
* Uncle Dentist: ow, you're breaking my fingers!
Carisi: you deserve it and more!
Uncle Dentist: how you gonna get accurate fingerprints? you want me to skate on a technicality?
Carisi: you're right, i'm stopping. this rash action of mine is sure to come back in a future episode exploring my backstory.
Uncle Dentist: i just said anything to make you stop.
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