learned:
* wait, where's that Atlantis guy who sounds like that Seinfeld guy?
* Mike: come on, Marquess, you can fly up there, i've seen you naked, you're ripped.
* Mike: is that a termite?
exterminator: no, cooking splatter.
Mike: grease is even more dangerous for you.
Dr. Steve Brule: for your health.
exterminator: i know what i'm talking about, i'm a Satanist.
* Mike: i won't get into what you did with Oscar Wilde in your college years.
Marquess: that bastard stole all my best quotes.
* this isn't another rip, this is serious: seeing Mike in his black boxer shorts knocked me out with nostalgia. there needs to be one episode of this glorious show before it gets canceled that has cameos from all of the Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! boxers. and Little Mac. and Doc Louis. not Referee Mario. only Mike can understand what Bald Bull is saying. Soda Popinski and Marquess are drinking buddies. Yung loses her virginity-by-choice to Little Mac. and Pigeon of course steals Little Mac's bike from Doc.
* *naked Yung*
Marquess: here, Yung dear, take my shirt.
Pigeon: *episode title* pardon my gawking, but i am only human. i am the voice of the audience.
Yung: no, you're the voice of the animators.
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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