Mike Tyson Mysteries "Greece is the Word" Episode Discussion

learned:

* at the council meeting:
councilman: in order to be fair, we need an independent investigation.
Trump: you're not a very good councilman. life's not fair, look what happened to Clemson.
councilman: i'll get the Scooby Gang on the case.
other councilman: who?
Trump: i smoked pot with Shaggy in college. i bought the pot, Shaggy let me stroke his hair.

* Marquess: is that the pizza?
Mike: it's some guys in suits. quick, before they zap me and i forget everything...
Yung: i love you, dad.
Mike: ...no, REMEMBER THE HOT WINGS!

* the doorbell plays Fur Elise.........and Under Pressure.

* Apple genius: it says here you forgot to take a shit.
Mike: yeah, well, i don't give a shit! i take one. where's your bathroom?

* Pigeon: i said i was sohry.
Yung: ah HA! you outed yourself! you're a Degrassi fan!

* Mike: are you God? is this Heaven?
Atlantis guy (after drawn-out demonic laughter): this is better than Heaven...
Mike: thank you, God! i finally get to fight without rules. i've always wanted to do MMA.

* Atlantis guy: i will now give you a tour of my Greek heritage. step over any pile of stereotype you see. there's me with my gold chain and exposed hairy chest, there's us throwing and breaking plates and saying opa!, there's the goat pissing in the fountain, there's me saying "baby", the disturbing armless statues, hitting bottles on tables, the tinny folk music that always plays that one song, and the doors that never open.
Mike: can i have some soup?
Atlantis guy: NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Yung: doors that never open?
Atlantis guy: yeah, after the whole Pandora's box debacle...
Pigeon: i loved Pandora's open box...

* Atlantis guy: wanna dance?
Mike punches him in the jaw.
Mike: i float and sting motherfucka. that's for the soup.

* Mike: no van? i hate when that happens. i guess i'll hail a taxi.
taxi pulls up. the Atlantis guy is the driver.
Atlantis guy:...here's me being a taxi driver...