Mike Tyson Mysteries "Ogopogo" Episode Discussion

learned:

* i'm happy and sad this is over, ya feel me?

* Mike: why didn't you tell me the mystery slip was from Pigeon's wife?
Marquess: you explicitly made it clear you would never have time for bird sex.

* the gang waits for the porn to finish.
Pigeon: always finishes the same way...and yet i come back to it time and time again.

* Pigeon: God is dead. and no one cares. if there is a Hell i'll see you there...

* Pigeon in the carryall.
Marquess: you're giving me the silent treatment...it's so nice. i just ate the key to that carryall.
the key goes through Marquess.
Marquess: dammit.

* the Indian: OGOPOGO!
Mike: you scared the shit outta me! how'd you know i'm afraid of pogo sticks? that's some indian-magic shit going on there.
the Indian: come on, man, that's a hurtful stereotype.
the Indian begins to cry like Iron Eyes Cody.
the Indian: damn this show.

* Pigeon flies over and shits on his wife.
Pigeon's wife: just like our honeymoon.

* Pigeon's wife: drink?
Mike: think about it, ma'am. think about me for a moment. think about me sober and then think about me drunk.

* the gang looks through the photo album.
Yung: holy fuck Pigeon is a hot human! right?
Marquess: not as hot as me.
Mike: he looks cold to me. look at those nipples.

* Pigeon and his wife have sex upstairs.
Pigeon: this isn't technically bestiality, okay?
Pigeon's wife: i don't mind.
Pigeon: now i get it...

* Marquess: what were you doing in there for so long? masturbating?
Yung turns red.
Yung: no, threeway with Pigeon and his wife.
Mike: that's good, masturbation is a sin.

* God transforms Pigeon's wife into a pigeon.
God: that's for earlier. you guys never learn. remember what happened to Nietzsche?