* finally it sorta ends.
* Alli (reading): "Backwoods Bhandari is a slut. Jenna got knocked up and is never around. Connor's some weird kid nobody knows how to talk to. Simpson secretly wants to get with me, we both imagined it. and don't get me started on Eli, i'm deathly afraid of goths, they're like clowns to me. parents just don't understand and my sister went missing years ago without a trace."
Clare (takes her book back): that's why you don't read diaries.
* Miles (jumps in the pool): that's one small step for rich boy, one giant leap for ruining Zoemund.
Winston: Lance Armstrong, right?
Arlene: haha you dumb.
* Drew: will you go to prom with me?
Becky: nice promposal. it's a yes for now but fair warning i just inhaled a massive cloud of pot smoke.
* Becky: OMG here we are! we're the best of friends! i'm so excited!
Imogen: why was i here this whole time? why didn't i run away with Fiona? why didn't they make cool 3-minute webisodes of Fimogen fucking in Paris?
Becky: there's always Jack.
Imogen: who's Jack?
* Dallas: so i kinda screwed up the years, but next year's prom is gonna be bomb.
Alli: but you're MY dumb jock.
* Hunter: i challenge you to a duel.
Miles: so that's why you've been glued to your screen, you were looking up martial arts.
Hunter: mostly cartoon porn but a little martial arts, too.
* Mama Torres: son, i know my milf powers are irresistible and i make a mean manwich, but this is pathetic. you need to get out more, join a club or something.
Drew: i have joined a club, mom, but i can't talk about it.
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* Connor: these priest burgers taste like ass.
Becky: love 'em.
* Alli (reading): "Backwoods Bhandari is a slut. Jenna got knocked up and is never around. Connor's some weird kid nobody knows how to talk to. Simpson secretly wants to get with me, we both imagined it. and don't get me started on Eli, i'm deathly afraid of goths, they're like clowns to me. parents just don't understand and my sister went missing years ago without a trace."
Clare (takes her book back): that's why you don't read diaries.
* Miles (jumps in the pool): that's one small step for rich boy, one giant leap for ruining Zoemund.
Winston: Lance Armstrong, right?
Arlene: haha you dumb.
* Drew: will you go to prom with me?
Becky: nice promposal. it's a yes for now but fair warning i just inhaled a massive cloud of pot smoke.
* Becky: OMG here we are! we're the best of friends! i'm so excited!
Imogen: why was i here this whole time? why didn't i run away with Fiona? why didn't they make cool 3-minute webisodes of Fimogen fucking in Paris?
Becky: there's always Jack.
Imogen: who's Jack?
* Dallas: so i kinda screwed up the years, but next year's prom is gonna be bomb.
Alli: but you're MY dumb jock.
* Hunter: i challenge you to a duel.
Miles: so that's why you've been glued to your screen, you were looking up martial arts.
Hunter: mostly cartoon porn but a little martial arts, too.
* Mama Torres: son, i know my milf powers are irresistible and i make a mean manwich, but this is pathetic. you need to get out more, join a club or something.
Drew: i have joined a club, mom, but i can't talk about it.
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* Connor: these priest burgers taste like ass.
Becky: love 'em.
* Jack: yeah i don't do novelty dances. i don't dance at all. that whole ballet thing has been written out of my character.
Imogen: what did you say your name was again? wait, why am i here again?
* Dallas: hey did you two ever, y'know?
Imogen and Becky: what?
Dallas: wanna get with me? you know, a Nicki Minaj tree?
* Clare: Simpson! make your pep talk quick, i'm gonna have to report you soon.
Simpson: Pill's a pill. i worked on that one in the mirror all morning. hey you'll find your way, it's scary but remember: life is nothingness. i'm gonna be at a school in Kenya.
Clare: that's fantastic, Mr. Simpson, you'll make a fine principal over there.
Simpson: no i'm gonna be the janitor.
* Armstrong: and now the graduating class! (polite applause) as you have heard, all of our students are quite accomplished and will go on to do great things. all except Clare. Clare Edwards has decided to be a bum.
* Imogen and Becky are shouting loudly and doing the conga dance.
Becky: CONGA CONGA CONGA CONGA
the ghost of Cam: please stop, i can't hear myself think up here.
* Eli: so what is the fate of Clare Edwards?
Clare: beach bum/surfing champion.
Eli: i'll wait for you forever, my love. here, i went to the bakery and got you an eclair.
Clare: Goldsworthy you got me pregnant again. food baby.
* Eli: so what is the fate of Clare Edwards?
Clare: beach bum/surfing champion.
Eli: i'll wait for you forever, my love. here, i went to the bakery and got you an eclair.
Clare: Goldsworthy you got me pregnant again. food baby.
* summer vacation starts in two days! the Scooby van is gassed up and ready to go!
* Degrassi: it's like the mafia...
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