* Jonah: I'm Straight Edge.
Becky: Get Thee Behind Me Satan.
* Jonah: oh no, please tell me that isn't porn.
Becky: it's worse, it's the Kama Sutra, it's another religion!
* Clare gets blasted with the water gun.
Eli: that's not water..................it's sparkling water.
* Tristan: you stole my boyfriend, you bitch.
Maya: sorry, I'm a little loopy.
Tristan: alright, I guess I forgive you.
Maya: can i be your bitch again?
Tristan: yeah, we cool.
Maya: wait, did you do this just so you could fuck Zig?
* Imogen: let's do a little word association. Meatspin.
Becky: yep, I saw their website. cute little bistro. delicious roast beef with gravy on there.
Imogen: Goatse.
Becky: the internet gives three people as the Greatest of All Time: Tiger Woods, Federer, and Drake.
Imogen: 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Becky: oh no no no no, sporty lesbians aren't my thing.
* Becky: mom, I'm having urges. can I just quickly leaf through one of your Playgirls and be done with it?
Becky's mom: no no, we must do this right. when we get home, it's some good ol' Aquinas for you, young lady. Chapter 1: Concupiscence.
* Eli: pirate?
Clare: promotes violence.
Eli: ninja?
Clare: promotes secrecy.
Eli: fireman?
Clare: too dangerous.
Eli: cop?
Clare's eyes dart, she looks down and shakes her head.
* Eli: Doc why you have Beats By Dre headphones on?
doctor: I'm afraid this is serious. the writers have decided to make Clare their whipping girl. they want to see how many crises they can give her before she's declared clinically insane.
* Jonah: oh no, please tell me that isn't porn.
Becky: it's worse, it's the Kama Sutra, it's another religion!
* Clare gets blasted with the water gun.
Eli: that's not water..................it's sparkling water.
* Tristan: you stole my boyfriend, you bitch.
Maya: sorry, I'm a little loopy.
Tristan: alright, I guess I forgive you.
Maya: can i be your bitch again?
Tristan: yeah, we cool.
Maya: wait, did you do this just so you could fuck Zig?
* Imogen: let's do a little word association. Meatspin.
Becky: yep, I saw their website. cute little bistro. delicious roast beef with gravy on there.
Imogen: Goatse.
Becky: the internet gives three people as the Greatest of All Time: Tiger Woods, Federer, and Drake.
Imogen: 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Becky: oh no no no no, sporty lesbians aren't my thing.
* Becky: mom, I'm having urges. can I just quickly leaf through one of your Playgirls and be done with it?
Becky's mom: no no, we must do this right. when we get home, it's some good ol' Aquinas for you, young lady. Chapter 1: Concupiscence.
* Eli: pirate?
Clare: promotes violence.
Eli: ninja?
Clare: promotes secrecy.
Eli: fireman?
Clare: too dangerous.
Eli: cop?
Clare's eyes dart, she looks down and shakes her head.
* Eli: Doc why you have Beats By Dre headphones on?
doctor: I'm afraid this is serious. the writers have decided to make Clare their whipping girl. they want to see how many crises they can give her before she's declared clinically insane.
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